The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Yeah, but I wasn't trying to restart the multiverse." Bookwyrm sighed. "Nevermind. That's irrelevant now."

 

Edited May 24, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Everyone has done it at least once and I think I have too, so welcome to the club!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sighed again.

Meanwhile an X parasite that Samus had missed infected a hyperdrive Taynix.

Which was very bad, as now the X could spread across the newly formed universe.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard gave Samus a army of Metroid's to help her in her quest and they all obeyed Metroid Samus.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"For the record, I just made a tiny speck of dust explode. It was Nameless who caused that explosion to destroy the multiverse," Bookwyrm said.

he shrugged.

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Darkbeast happily ate the fire and kept going.

Lard considered this for a moment before grabbing 655 in his claws and flying away rapidly.

--

Fortunately for Nameless' kingdom, the inhabitants were all robots.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Soulmover sighed, he used his cellphone to call the mimes, "can I be transferred to the linear thread?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Lard considered this for a moment before grabbing 655 in his claws and flying away rapidly.

--

Fortunately for Nameless' kingdom, the inhabitants were all robots.

"It's gaining!" gasped 655.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"It's gaining!" gasped 655.

Lard roared in exasperation, and transformed into a much faster dragon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence handed Lard the dragon a jetpack.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar teleported to Sequence and squeezed them in a hug, "I REMEMBER!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Mace Windu stabbed the jetpack.

[NameIess]

This caused Lard the dragon to eat him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This caused the council of Jedi to put Lard the dragon on trial with the Zillo beast keeping watch over Lard.

[NameIess]

Lard seriously considered using sith lightning to kill the Zillo beast, but eventually decided to swallow it whole instead.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Zillo beast at Lard instead as it was much larger.

[NameIess]

Only Lard had the powers of Kirby, so it wasn't actually an issue.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This made Lard huge and a almost impenitrable beast.

[NameIess]

Which was boring, so he spat out a massive star that destroyed the entire jedi council.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Star wars retaliated by killing him with a very poisonous gas that was the Zillo beast's weakness.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm wondered how in the Thread Lard had gotten Kirby's powers, and wondered if he could use copy abilities.

[NameIess]

Lard answered this by eating the poisonous gas to get a poisoncloud power.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Kirby can't do that," pointed out Wizard and then conceded that this was TLT, so Wizard became kirby and ate a implosion to gain the ability to implode the universe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

55 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Soulmover sighed, he used his cellphone to call the mimes, "can I be transferred to the linear thread?"

You would be chronologically scattered. 

52 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Lard roared in exasperation, and transformed into a much faster dragon.

The Darkbeast ate the space in front of it, continuing to gain on Lard.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

You would be chronologically scattered. 

"I would never return to TLT."