The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Moni, who was desperately trying to avoid becoming dragon lion food, agreed with this sentiment.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

38 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless took the opportunity to stab Spook in the face.

Spook slipped away and then stabbed Nameless in the thigh.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Something had to be done.

[NameIess]

41 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook slipped away and then stabbed Nameless in the thigh.

Nameless took this opportunity to stab Spook in the face.

14 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Something had to be done.

Moni, barely avoiding a burst of flame, agreed. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a pen, writing 'the dragon lions stopped their violent attack on Moni, realizing she was actually a nice person."

Or at least she tried to. What she actually wrote was: 'the drg n ions upped the volent atk no Moni, realing he actuulu o nose pear.' Turns out it's really hard to write and dodge fire at the same time.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, who had also gotten taken into the arena, was trying to figure out how to sabotage it and blow the whole thing up without hurting any of the narrators.

He was helped in his current plan by a friendly Selffalfrednahg and Found the Kitten.

Unfortunately, he kept having to fight battles, so he wasn't able to get much work done on his plan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Nameless took this opportunity to stab Spook in the face.

Spook caught the sword using his armored shoulder. he smiled, "good try." he then tapped a button on his arm, a giant shield burst up, pushing Nameless back.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook caught the sword using his armored shoulder. he smiled, "good try." he then tapped a button on his arm, a giant shield burst up, pushing Nameless back.

Nameless stepped backwards nimbly, wounds healing. "You know, if one of us doesn't die soon, the crowd's not going to be happy." Indeed, the crowd was very upset that the Narrators were not dying like they were supposed to.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless stepped backwards nimbly, wounds healing. "You know, if one of us doesn't die soon, the crowd's not going to be happy." Indeed, the crowd was very upset that the Narrators were not dying like they were supposed to.

Spook sighed, "how's your impression of death?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook sighed, "how's your impression of death?"

"Pretty decent. I've had some practice. You?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Pretty decent. I've had some practice. You?"

"alright, it isn't as good as it could be, but it could do."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"alright, it isn't as good as it could be, but it could do."

"Well, in that case, I say we flip a coin. Heads or tails?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Well, in that case, I say we flip a coin. Heads or tails?"

"tails."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"tails."

Nameless flipped a coin with one hand, casually defending himself from Spook with the other. "Oof. Looks like you win."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless flipped a coin with one hand, casually defending himself from Spook with the other. "Oof. Looks like you win."

"looks like you're dying today." he chuckled slightly.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"looks like you're dying today." he chuckled slightly.

Nameless sighed, pretending to stumble on something and dropping his sword. "Just get it over with."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless sighed, pretending to stumble on something and dropping his sword. "Just get it over with."

Spook smiled, he walked over to him, he struck him in the side with the flat part of his sword, he said dramatically, "with this first death I consecrate my rise into the gladiator ranks. time to die narrator." he stabbed the sword right into Nameless, in a spot that would kill most, but not narrators.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook smiled, he walked over to him, he struck him in the side with the flat part of his sword, he said dramatically, "with this first death I consecrate my rise into the gladiator ranks. time to die narrator." he stabbed the sword right into Nameless, in a spot that would kill most, but not narrators.

Nameless rolled his eyes, but 'died' quite convincingly.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless rolled his eyes, but 'died' quite convincingly.

Spook looked triumphant, the crowd cheered. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, Bookwyrm was thrown, quite violently and against his will, into the arena.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook looked triumphant, the crowd cheered. 

The crowd went wild with cheering. Spook had actually managed to kill a Narrator? At last the ultimate champion would have a worthy opponent.

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Suddenly, Bookwyrm was thrown, quite violently and against his will, into the arena.

His first match was up against the Abomination, the ultimate champion.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Oh, storms. I really don't want to do this." Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade, and his living Shardblade as a shield. He swallowed a vial of metals and sucked in a few spheres worth of stormlight. He kept a few magical incantations in the back of his mind, ready to use if needed.

But, all in all, he was mostly on the defense.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The crowd went wild with cheering. Spook had actually managed to kill a Narrator? At last the ultimate champion would have a worthy opponent.

Spook smiled, he dismissed his blade and allowed the armorers to lead him away.

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

His first match was up against the Abomination, the ultimate champion.

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

"Oh, storms. I really don't want to do this." Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade, and his living Shardblade as a shield. He swallowed a vial of metals and sucked in a few spheres worth of stormlight. He kept a few magical incantations in the back of his mind, ready to use if needed.

But, all in all, he was mostly on the defense.

Abomination smiled, his withered armor sending up swirls of dark smoke. He was quite decked out. when the ghanderflaffles had come to him, he had been ready, he had asked politely if he they wanted a sponsor, of course they had agreed. now withergeists hung around the back of the arena, watching and guarding. Abomination stepped out into the arena, the crowd cheered heartily for their ultimate champion.

Abomination summoned his mordite blade drawing gasps and cheers from the crowd. "time to give them a show." he whispered.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The illusion faded and it was revealed that what had appeared to be abomination was Wizard instead.

[NameIess]

Abomination was the real ultimate champion, having become a gladiator after discovering Gladnir's plan. He was always happy to have the chance to kill some Narrators, and had managed to kill three already.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly the real Abomination walked in, making it a three way duel.