The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Kidnap a Narrator and make them kill all the Eizards.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Meanwhile, the Selffalfrednahgs were nervous about the Eizards, and worried that they might try to take them over. They started setting up defenses.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"But which narrator," hissed Gladnir. "For they're all so well protected." Then Gladnir came up with a grinchy idea. He would...

[NameIess]

After doing his research, Gladnir found the perfect Narrator to kidnap.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile the Ninjas were running rampant like always in TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook leaned back in the restaurant as he ate a chicken sandwich.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gladnir kidnapped Spook as his bodyguard was out of commision.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten ate Spook's chicken sandwich.

[NameIess]

Gladnir then sold Spook to the Eizards as a gladiator.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook narrated himself out of the sack.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A Ghanderflaffle attacks Spook, if he kills Spook he can go free.

[NameIess]

Just as he was dumped into the arena.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The ninjas started laughing and wheezing.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook groaned, he summoned his avatar blade and said, "im not really even a narrator! im only half narrator."

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffle wields a spear and a broadsword, and is a member of the Blue Heart.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A ninja falls from the stands, dead of laughter.

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffle took this opportunity to cut Spook's head off.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook blocked easily, cursing. he then stabbed them in the abdomen.

[NameIess]

Only he missed, because Ghanderflaffles have no abdomen. The Ghanderflaffle retaliated by wrapping Spook's leg in a whip and yanking him off his feet.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Them died but the ghanderflaffle lived.

[NameIess]

More dead ninjas fell into the arena.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook groaned, he used it to get into a different position behind the ghanderfaffle, "I didn't study the anatomy of a ghanderflaffle in school. this is gonna be interesting." he chopped off its limbs using magicy axes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“What’s an Eizard?” Sequence asked, wandering in.

[NameIess]

Spook continued missing, as Ghanderflaffles have no limbs.

 

Meanwhile, Gladnir knocked Sequence out and stuffed her into a sack.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

“What’s an Eizard?” Sequence asked, wandering in.

A small blue thingy hovered near their head, "no idea." it was a ball.