The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

So the Ghanderflaffles hired a consultant.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This consultant was of course Butt Venture.

[NameIess]

Butt Venture told the Ghanderflaffles that if they wanted to beat the Urn dragons, they needed to file a complaint with the lord of the Underworld.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, the consultants were also UPS delivery drivers.

[NameIess]

So the Ghanderflaffle's sent a complaint to the Overlord of all the dead.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sadly, the truck never made it to it's destination.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, who sensed another flood of chaos coming, yelled, "We have to hurry! If we aren't careful, this stable plot is going to get swept away in a flood of randomness!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

10 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Sadly, the truck never made it to it's destination.

It had been squished by a giant shoe.

Edited May 12, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sadly, the previous post was both a double post and non-bold, so it was technically not even there.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Sadly, the previous post was both a double post and non-bold, so it was technically not even there.

It's really hard to do this on my phone...sorry...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

It's really hard to do this on my phone...sorry...

Is there not a bold button at the top?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

Is there not a bold button at the top?

There is. I just forget it on my phone easier. And then it's a weird hassle to try to make it bold again by editing it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

There is. I just forget it on my phone easier. And then it's a weird hassle to try to make it bold again by editing it.

Ah. Something you can maybe try is highlight it then click bold.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

Ah. Something you can maybe try is highlight it then click bold.

Highlighting is weird on my phone. It doesn't want to work half the time.

Somepeople, who was in a place, remarked that computers are much easier than phones.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone agreed, and patted Somepeople on the back.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Hooray, I'm back on a computer!

Somepeople wondered what his army of Urn Dragons was doing.

[NameIess]

The army of urn dragons was plotting a revolution against Somepeople.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Somepeople, who became aware of this, screamed in rage.

[NameIess]

But it was too late. The urn dragons had hired a wizard to seal him away for all time.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

655 tumbled through space, having no idea where he was.

"About that being worthy information."

Thaidakar shrugged, "I do have another bit of info, one I've been saving... there is a threat to you and your minions, a threat bigger than you realize. a threat inside your kingdom."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

But it was too late. The urn dragons had hired a wizard to seal him away for all time.

The Wizard and Somepeople became best friends.

The End

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Another Narrator broke the puny "the end".

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The End did not like this, so it hired a consultant.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The consultant was, of course, Butt Venture.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt Venture wondered when he became a consultant.