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A chainsaw ripped through the area where the portal used to be, accompanied by the agonized screams of reality as it was ripped apart.

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"I can be your wise mentor I suppose." Replied Thom as Butt Ventures armies conquered the world.

Edited by The Wandering Wizard
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5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar asked Butt if he wanted a glass of lemonade.

Butt took the lemonade. This distracted him from leading his army, so the army of Urn Dragons won the war.

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Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

Butt took the lemonade. This distracted him from leading his army, so the army of Urn Dragons won the war.

the lemonade was actually poisoned with super lava so Butt died, it was sad. but then he was resurrected in another place.

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A hemalurgically spiked hamster from the ancient history of TLT found a time machine and flew through time. It then landed on Thaidakar's head.

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Thaidakar then sent it forward in time again.

Mythos then stole the power stone and used it to murder all the urn dragons and ghanderflaffles except for SENIOR GHANDERFLAFFLE MCGEE! SENIOR GHANDERFLAFFLE MCGEE was Mythos' best friend.

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Junior Urn Dragon Eegcm was sad that he was not Mythos' best friend, and he was also sad that he was dead.

Edit: Sad that Junior Urn Dragon Eegcm was dead, not that Mythos was dead. Because at this point in the story Mythos has not died yet.

Edited by The Bookwyrm

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