The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"What happens to the survey if she fills it out?"

"The connection is broken."

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"What happens to the survey if she fills it out?"

Moni cocked her head. "What does the Witherlord want with the survey? What possible use could it be to him?"

Your guess is as good as mine.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Ash was eating popcorn.

"Was the survey about the Witherlord? Or..." he stopped himself.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"The connection is broken."

"Does she know that?"

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Your guess is as good as mine.

Moni let sighed exasperatedly. "You know, for one of the legendary mimes, you're really not that helpful. Aside from saving us all from the Witherlord, of course."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

9 hours ago, Nameless said:

Moni let sighed exasperatedly. "You know, for one of the legendary mimes, you're really not that helpful. Aside from saving us all from the Witherlord, of course."

The Quarkbeast wandered in, confusing the disembodied voice.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

14 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless grunted, yanking his blade out of the shroud's grip.. "Hey Nowhere. That actually worked somewhat. Good job on that." He looked around at the robots. "I guess I was wrong about it not hurting. Ah well." He pointed his blade at the Witherlord. "Answer my question. What do you want with my avatar?"

Nowhere smiled, "I knew it." 

Nowhere then summoned all the earwaxium and teleported back to his lair.

13 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"The connection is broken."

Your guess is as good as mine.

13 hours ago, Nameless said:

"Does she know that?"

Moni let sighed exasperatedly. "You know, for one of the legendary mimes, you're really not that helpful. Aside from saving us all from the Witherlord, of course."

Micheal, Thaidakar and the rest of them teleported there (except for Nowhere and Rond.) Mythos took a deep breath, tired, "so, mimes? is that who stopped me in CBST?"

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere then summoned all the earwaxium and teleported back to his lair.

Someone else was busily using Nowhere's oven to bake cookies. He froze as Nowhere entered, looking up at him like a deer caught in headlights.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Someone else was busily using Nowhere's oven to bake cookies. He froze as Nowhere entered, looking up at him like a deer caught in headlights.

Nowhere murdered him quietly and then buried him in his garden. Nowhere then added extra precautions to his lair, making it literally impossible to get in, he even had Impossible guard it for him, he and Impossible were great friends ever since their side adventure that had taken no time at all about five hundred pages previous.

[NameIess]

Nowhere snuck in again and grabbed his cookies out of the oven.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nowhere snuck in again and grabbed his cookies out of the oven.

Nowhere ate all the cookies. except why would he sneak into his own house? (seriously) Nowhere then made a suit of armor.

can I ask you Nameless to stop godmodding my characters?

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

can I ask you Nameless to stop godmodding my characters?

Oops. I mistyped. Meant that to be Someone else.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere ate all the cookies. except why would he sneak into his own house? (seriously) Nowhere then made a suit of armor.

 

Someone else watched in horror. Now he had to bake more cookies.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Oops. I mistyped. Meant that to be Someone else.

Someone else watched in horror. Now he had to bake more cookies.

Nowhere then told Someone to get his own house, he then kicked Someone out of his house.

[NameIess]

30 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere then told Someone to get his own house, he then kicked Someone out of his house.

While Nowhere was doing this, someone else snuck into his kitchen and whipped up a new batch of cookies, throwing them into the oven with a quick lightweaving to disguise the fact that there were cookies cooking.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

While Nowhere was doing this, someone else snuck into his kitchen and whipped up a new batch of cookies, throwing them into the oven with a quick lightweaving to disguise the fact that there were cookies cooking.

Nowhere sensed this with his magics and then came and killed them. he then ate the cookies.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere sensed this with his magics and then came and killed them. he then ate the cookies.

Someone else glared at him through the window.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Someone else glared at him through the window.

Nowhere slapped them and called the Impossible who kicked Someone out of the premise and set the hounds on him.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere slapped them and called the Impossible who kicked Someone out of the premise and set the hounds on him.

Someone else watched this in horror, then waved hello to Impossible. "Sorry I haven't finished baking your cookies. Nowhere there keeps eating them." He dashed inside and made a third batch of cookies, this time deciding to personally guard them from Nowhere."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere smiled, "I knew it." 

Nowhere then summoned all the earwaxium and teleported back to his lair.

Micheal, Thaidakar and the rest of them teleported there (except for Nowhere and Rond.) Mythos took a deep breath, tired, "so, mimes? is that who stopped me in CBST?"

They were unfortunately not able to do this, as they had no idea where that plane was.

15 hours ago, Nameless said:

"Does she know that?"

"Yes."

15 hours ago, Nameless said:

Moni let sighed exasperatedly. "You know, for one of the legendary mimes, you're really not that helpful. Aside from saving us all from the Witherlord, of course."

Our systems have been having a rough time of it recently, the mime explained. X played a major role in their functionality, and - as you've discovered - he's been absent for some time.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

They were unfortunately not able to do this, as they had no idea where that plane was.

"Yes."

Our systems have been having a rough time of it recently, the mime explained. X played a major role in their functionality, and - as you've discovered - he's been absent for some time.

Thaidakar sighed, "is X the witherlord?"

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Someone else watched this in horror, then waved hello to Impossible. "Sorry I haven't finished baking your cookies. Nowhere there keeps eating them." He dashed inside and made a third batch of cookies, this time deciding to personally guard them from Nowhere."

Impossible shouted that he hadn't asked someone to make him cookies, he then ran them through with an earwaxium sword.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Impossible shouted that he hadn't asked someone to make him cookies, he then ran them through with an earwaxium sword.

Someone else was quite mortified. He dodged the sword, apologizing profusely for the mix-up. "Someone must have given me the wrong address. My bad. I really should update my website." He quickly walked out the door, shoving an apology pie into Nowhere's hands.

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Yes."

"Well, that's good. In any case, I must be going. I have quite a busy schedule at the moment." Nameless turned to leave.

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Our systems have been having a rough time of it recently, the mime explained. X played a major role in their functionality, and - as you've discovered - he's been absent for some time.

"So you guys don't know where X is either, huh?" Moni frowned. "Can you clear something up for me? Who is X? Is he an author? I've heard of him before, but I'm not entirely sure how he relates to you, and TLT as a whole."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Someone else was quite mortified. He dodged the sword, apologizing profusely for the mix-up. "Someone must have given me the wrong address. My bad. I really should update my website." He quickly walked out the door, shoving an apology pie into Nowhere's hands.

Nowhere smiled and then gave it to his poison tester. Nowhere then began planning what to do next.

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"So you guys don't know where X is either, huh?" Moni frowned. "Can you clear something up for me? Who is X? Is he an author? I've heard of him before, but I'm not entirely sure how he relates to you, and TLT as a whole."

Thaidakar sighed, "I actually don't know, unless X does happen to be the witherlord. But I am pretty sure that the witherlord is atleast an author."

what does someone have to do to have an author character?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Well, that's good. In any case, I must be going. I have quite a busy schedule at the moment." Nameless turned to leave.

Withergeists grabbed at him, vines twisting up to hold him in place.

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"So you guys don't know where X is either, huh?" Moni frowned. "Can you clear something up for me? Who is X? Is he an author? I've heard of him before, but I'm not entirely sure how he relates to you, and TLT as a whole."

He is a narrator, said the mimes. The successor to Xinoehp. He is an entity of pure imagination, having no physical presence. 

Thaidakar isn't there, by the way. The mimes do not want someone who's been making deals with the Witherlord anywhere near their home.

 

 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere smiled and then gave it to his poison tester. Nowhere then began planning what to do next.

Someone else dashed through the front door, bowling over Impossible, ran into the kitchen, grabbed an Earwxium knife, and smashed his way outside through the window.

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar sighed, "I actually don't know, unless X does happen to be the witherlord. But I am pretty sure that the witherlord is atleast an author."

Nameless popped up next to Thaidakar. "The Witherlord doesn't have to be an author. He wasn't in the past." He winced suddenly, form wavering. "Hang on, I need to concentrate." He dissolved into nothing.

4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

what does someone have to do to have an author character?

Authors don't really get involved with fixing things. At least not directly. They might send one of their characters to fix things, but direct intervention is mostly off the table.

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Withergeists grabbed at him, vines twisting up to hold him in place.

Nameless chopped the vines holding him, leaping up into the sky to avoid them. "Oh come on. You're really going to try and kill me? After all that friendly conversation? Honestly. Why do you even want to kill me? Aside from the whole 'I'm an evil force of chaos and death' thing. I'm not going to interfere with your plans for Moni unless you try to kill her. A little strife is good for an avatar."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Withergeists grabbed at him, vines twisting up to hold him in place.

Thaidakar appeared and widened his eyes, "VINES!" He contacted a friend of his.

Just now, Nameless said:

Someone else dashed through the front door, bowling over Impossible, ran into the kitchen, grabbed an Earwxium knife, and smashed his way outside through the window.

Nameless popped up next to Thaidakar. "The Witherlord doesn't have to be an author. He wasn't in the past." He winced suddenly, form wavering. "Hang on, I need to concentrate." He dissolved into nothing.

Authors don't really get involved with fixing things. At least not directly. They might send one of their characters to fix things, but direct intervention is mostly off the table.

Nameless chopped the vines holding him, leaping up into the sky to avoid them. "Oh come on. You're really going to try and kill me? After all that friendly conversation? Honestly. Why do you even want to kill me? Aside from the whole 'I'm an evil force of chaos and death' thing. I'm not going to interfere with your plans for Moni unless you try to kill her. A little strife is good for an avatar."

okie.

Nowhere killed Someone and then threw them at Nameless.

 

Thaidakar shrugged and then ate his pizza.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere killed Someone and then threw them at Nameless.

Nameless gave Nowhere an odd look. Meanwhile, someone else was running for the hills.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless gave Nowhere an odd look. Meanwhile, someone else was running for the hills.

Nowhere and Impossible tracked Someone else and shot him in the back.