The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar teleported into a new adventure.

Thaidakar ate some Elephant Earwax.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But he was in the wrong adventure, and he accidentally stumbled upon TLPW as he ate that Elephant Earwax.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then teleported into someones empty shower and then teleported away. away also happened to be Voidspawn's lap.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 hours ago, Nameless said:

Moni decided to take this opportunity to scoop the survey off the ground and run.

Vines shot up and wrapped around her legs.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar appeared in the courtyard and widened his eyes, "no, no no no no." he widened his eyes, "vines???? VINES??? VINEWALKERS???? LINEAR????" Thaidakar started muttering about Interdimensional travel.

[NameIess]

36 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Vines shot up and wrapped around her legs.

Moni struggled for a moment, the twisted around to look at the Witherlord again. "Well, it was worth a shot."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar pulled out a large pair of clippers and cut the vines and unleashing Moniker. (that's not auto correct)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Finish the survey," the Witherlord instructed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled as he took out his own survey, "I have a few tricks up my sleeve." Thaidakar pulled out a pencil and wrote, "hello! My name is Thaidakar."

[NameIess]

Moni folded her arms. "And what will you do if I refuse?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Vines grabbed 655 and the Wanderer.

[NameIess]

Moni glanced over at them. "Fine. I'll answer your questions." She looked at the survey again.

[+Ark1002]

And then Steve Jobs died.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

6 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar teleported into a new adventure.

Thaidakar ate some Elephant Earwax.

I eat you back. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The previous post was not bolded, however, and so was not Canon

[Ashbringer he/him]

Ash, having outside knowledge, Cannonized it. With a Cannon.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The third of sixteen possible quarkbeasts ate the Cannon after it was done Cannonizing the previous statement. It was delicious, made of steel.

[NameIess]

But it was also disgusting.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 hours ago, Nameless said:

Moni glanced over at them. "Fine. I'll answer your questions." She looked at the survey again.

How many roads must the city build in order to satisfy the demand for cheeseburgers?

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

How many roads must the city build in order to satisfy the demand for cheeseburgers?

Moni blinked. "What kind of question is that?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The vines dug into Moni's skin.

"Answer the question," ordered the Witherlord.

[NameIess]

Moni glared at him. "I have no idea what the answer to this question is. Why do you want me to answer it?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The quarkbeast eyed the vines around Moni's ankles, thinking they looked delicious.

I am the master of the Quarkbeasts! Mwahahahahahaha!

Edited March 16, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Moni glared at him. "I have no idea what the answer to this question is. Why do you want me to answer it?"

Thorns grew from the vines, puncturing the skin.

"Answer the question," commanded the Witherlord, eyes pit-black.

[NameIess]

Moni winced. "Why should I? Once I finish answering the questions, you'll just kill me and my friends anyways."