The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless shook his head. "Well, Moni's probably finished cooking stew. She's getting better at it."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone hoped it was Horneater stew.

[NameIess]

It wasn't. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone cried.

[NameIess]

Moni patted Everyone on the back and handed them a bowl of stew.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar asked for a bowl of stew. Micheal did too. Withy existed doing something which Thaidakar couldn't detail or he would be called out for godmodding.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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Moni patted Everyone on the back and handed them a bowl of stew.

Everyone took the bowl gratefully, thanking Moni.

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[NameIess]

Moni handed both of them a bowl, then sat back eating her own. It tasted better than last time.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar nodded, it was good, "what did you use to make this Moni? Micheal needs the recipe to make it for me."

Micheal nodded, but then he realized what Thaidakar had said, "THAIDAKAR!"

[NameIess]

Moni rolled her eyes. "I didn't use a recipe."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone applauded. Making stew like this without a recipe required some serious skill.

[NameIess]

Moni waved her hand dismissively.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Meanwhile in Thaidakar's mind Thaidakar wondered how long he could keep up the lie that everything was fine. in truth nothing was fine, the universe was not at peace, no-one was safe. But Thaidakar knew this would only lead to more conflict if he waited to say it, but he didn't want to, he didn't want to break this small tidbit of happiness in TLT he didn't want to do it, but he knew he would have to.

[NameIess]

Nameless happily whistled to himself.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sent a message to someone important through his mind.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Y'all I just realized that probably no one here remembers Drama and her featherless ostrich, Ozzy

So they're coming back.

Drama and Ozzy stampeded onto the scene, yodeling at the top of their lungs.

[Mortals]

The scene they stampeded onto was near Roshar. There were no narrators present.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar told everyone he had joined at page 1464. Thaidakar threw a banana at Drama while he ate a mustard sandwich.

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Ah you young whippersnapper! I’ve been here since page 97!” (Stick appeared as an old man this time, though his consciousness really resides in its gnarled cane)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar widened his eyes, "STICK! it has been a while since you have been on here." Thaidakar pulled a cake out of nowhere, on it was iced, WELCOME BACK OLD PEOPLE! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick’s carrier whacked Thaidakar with Stick

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar tumbled to the ground, Micheal came and grabbed Stick's carrier and burned it in a fire, they also shot bullets into the fire for no reason.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The only problem was that the 582nd Wall was between Michael and Stick

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Micheal cursed and then broke all the walls, Thaidakar clapped as he threw seven hundred cakes at Stick.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 hours ago, Nameless said:

"Hm. That does sound bad. Not sure what I could do about it though. You might want to ask the narrators over there." Moni winced as Thaidakar glowed brightly, screaming something she couldn't quite make out and disappearing. "Well, the one narrator over there at least."

655 sweated profusely. "I... would really rather not."