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"This is a survey," said the consultant. "You will be asked a series of questions. Please answer them to the best of your ability in order to proceed."

In front of Moni, a sheet of paper appeared. On it were boxes requesting:

-Full name

-Birthdate

-Yearly Income

-Current Marital Status

-Race/Ethnicity

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Moni sighed again and filled out the sheet, then handed it to the consultant.

Full name: Moniker S. Lazarus

Birthdate: Jan. 6 2022/Jan. 6 2000

Yearly Income: $0 and conditional immortality

Current Marital Status: Unmarried

Race/Ethnicity: Undecided

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It was filed and replaced with another one asking for:

-Employer

-Number of employees working at your location

-Industry currently employed in

-Job you would like to have if you could

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Moni quickly scribbled down her answers:

Employer: Nameless

Number of employees working at your location: 2-3

Industry currently employed in: Avatar

Job you would like to have if you could: Chef

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Moni scribbled even faster

Favorite Food: Brussel Sprouts with Bacon

Least Favorite Food: Brussel Sprouts without Bacon

Interests: Chefing

Hobbies: Chefing

Least Enjoyable Task: Eating Brussel Sprouts without Bacon

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Moni stared confusedly at the answers on the form. When had she written those? She erased them and started over.

Favorite Food: Chili

Least Favorite Food: Pepperoni pizza

Interests: Music, food, fencing, Ghanderflaffle history

Hobbies: Cooking, playing the guitar, blacksmithing

Least Enjoyable task: Dealing with narrators

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A new question appeared. Only one this time, with a large space to write underneath it.

"Describe in detail your favorite memory."

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Moni glanced up at the consultant. "You I don't have a backstory. How am I supposed to answer this? I have very few memories that aren't awful."

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Moni sighed for a third time, then wrote:

That time when a consultant convinced me to walk into a mysterious castle and forced me to fill out a bunch of forms that contained information about my character, for reasons unknown.

 

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Posted

Moni considered for a moment before writing down her answer.

I would go somewhere that has less narrators. tst might be nice. It's generally more peaceful there.

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TLT has a very confusing history. There's sometimes plot, mostimes just randomness. Nameless gave me most of his history knowledge, but he doesn't know everything that happened here. I have some scattered memories of random plot mostly. I remember something about a duel between an epic and a shard that resulted in Calamity doing something evil, I remember the candy wars, some stuff about someone named Sophie, (I think that was her name. And someone called Withy?), and of course the Ghanderflaffle massacre.

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Many of the newer Sharders wished they had been here long enough to witness all of this history. Sequence was at least lucky enough to have witnessed the battle of Nameless and Szeth's Facepalm, the founding of Uncle Brandy and Butt Venture's Peanut-butter-pretzel-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory, the Peach Rain, Unintelligble's quest to save Nameless, and of course, the Pineapple on Pizza war. They were truly blessed to be a part of this thread.

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