ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 This was why Sequence was trying to strangle it in the first place! They knew of their plans all along! Sequence sighed from the bleachers.
Szeth Pancakes he/they Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Szeth pointed out that screaming was supposed to be Sequence’s thing. 1
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 The odium chicken shard listened to the screaming with glee. It donned the Thaidikar flower crown and sent The Thrill to everyone in the bleachers, so they started attacking eachother. Meanwhile, Facepalm was safe in their giant melted robot consultant orb. Then people started banging on the door.
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 "I want my money back! Your consultancy skills are garbage!"
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Sequence silently agreed as thousands of rubber chickens banged on the door along with Nameless.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 THaidakar burst from the chicken's stomach holding night blood and declaring, "THE CHICKEN IS DEAD, I AM NOW ODIUM!!!! I HAVE BECOME A GOOOD FLOWER!!!! MWAHAHA!!"
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 The chicken took offense to this, and scratched out Thaidakar's other eye.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 THaidakar ate the chicken to be done with it and regrew his eye as he was now a knights radiant, truth watcher to be exact because of the spike in his other eye. the chicken DIED finally and was dead dead.
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 The chicken chose this moment to reveal that it was from Roshar. Its ashes burst into flame.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Thaidakar thrust the ashes into his metabolism as he was now Odium thanks to night blood which he had thrown at Moni.
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 The chicken (actually a phoenix) burst majestically from Thaidakar, incinerating him completely.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 ThOdium groaned in pain as he started to disinigrate. but luckily he had enough strength to summon the ghostbloods he asked Mraize if he would like the shard Odium. Mraize says YAAAAS Thaidakar give Odium to Mraize and turns into a normal body, but before he dies he drinks in stormlight and is healed as he is a truth watcher
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 The phoenix majestically flapped its wings, flying gracefully into the sunset.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Thaidakar said good riddance, Mraize was thankful thaidakar had given him a shard, luckily Thaidakar was going to steal it. Thaidakar stabbed a spike made out of Adonalsiumium and stole the shard Odium. Mraize died and Thaidakar stabbed himself in the chest with it.
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 While Thaidakar was busy ascending, Moni snuck up and stabbed him in the back with Nightblood.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Thaidakar groaned, "well, you are doomed, I was the only one who could have protected you." Thaidakar groaned as he kept drinking stormlight from spheres, "Moni, I have something for you to tell Nameless, I.... forgive him." Thaidakar ran out of stormlight, "and one last thing, Hoid is planning to-" Suddenly Mraize stabbed Thaidakar and laughed maniacally.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Facepalm bust in, ignoring the epic and bizzare battle. "Excuse me," they cried, "I have excellent consulting skills! In fact, i even know what that word means! There's no need to be rude, rubber chickens! >:(" Everyone stared at Facepalm. Facepalm sighed. "Oh, never mind, don't cease your squabbles for me. Get back to whatever you were doing."
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Nameless burst in behind Facepalm leading a crowd of angry peasants with pitchforks and torches. "YOU!" he shouted at Facepalm "WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK"
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Thaidakar's son Spook came and killed Moni for killing his father and scolded Nameless but forgave him and said, "I have a message from my Father, this is important."
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Nameless exploded Spook. Then he grabbed one of the phoenix's feathers and used it to revive Moni.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Spook burst back into existence, "sorry, that was revenge for killing my father, and before you ask how I survived I have to say that you are doomed, this multiverstial setting we have here on tlt is in danger, a new enemy has arisen, Hoid has allied with them, their name is STICK."
NameIess Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Nameless snorted dismissively and exploded Spook again.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 Spook sighs and remains dead. Meanwhile Thaidakar groans as he watches from the theater on opening night, "this movie sucks, worst sequel EVER, why did they kill off Thaidakar?"
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 Facepalm squeezed into a crack and hid while the angry peasants were distracted by... all that stuff. Unfortunately, it was the same crack that shallan and kaladin were using to hide from the chasmfiend. Then the chasmfiend ate Thaidikar and Spook.
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