NameIess Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 Nameless casually caught the bullet out of the air, then kicked Thaidakar to the ground and reclaimed his sword.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 Robin tsked at the senseless violence. Any more and the thread would be rated R.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 Thaidakar ignored Robin and healed his wounds as he was a Dustbringer. he attacked Nameless with rage and took a lightsaber to Nameless' throat.
NameIess Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 Nameless caught the lightsaber in his hand, wincing slightly, then used it to yank Thaidakar off balance, stabbing his sword downwards towards his back.
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 Narrator Firerust walked backed in holding a bucket of chicken after being AFK for two years. "So, what'd I miss?" He saw the fight between Thaidakar and Nameless, saw that Everyone was screaming (what was her problem anyway), saw that the ghanderflaffle empire had risen again (oh, not this again), and saw the statue dedicated to the dead rock. He admired the statue, admired how its searing flames accentuated its natural beauty. Then he stepped back to let Thaidakar and Nameless continue their pointless, meaningless scuffle that was bound to have no consequence to the greater universe unless the Narrators did weird stuff like they always do.
NameIess Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 Nameless chose that moment to realize that the one thing that prevented him from besting Thaidakar for good was those blasted laws of physics. More specifically, it was the fact that gravity was only half as strong as it should be. He glanced around quickly to ensure none of those blasted interdimensional narratorial damage control agents were around, then doubled the force of gravity.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 Facepalm rushed in, wearing a slytherin scarf and clutching a pygmy puff plushie and five chocolate frog cards. "Sorry, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood for not responding to your call, i was at harry potter world. Anyway, what's happening?" Facepalm staggered to the ground, realizing that gravity was acting really weird. "Popcorn chicken, help me!" They cried. The popcorn chicken, which had abandoned its quest for The Ultimate Facepalm long ago, sprouted wings and flew to Facepalm. Facepalm didn't really know what to to with it, so it just circled around nameless, making popcorn noises.
NameIess Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 Nameless noticed Facepalm rushing in, and decided he needed some backup. Thinking quickly, he gave Moni the powers of teleportation, quantum reversal, and kinetic manipulation. (He also noticed the universe collapsing, but elected to ignore that for the time being.)
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Then the popcorn chicken brutally murdered him again.
NameIess Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Nameless revived with a *pop* and pulled out a fork. Time to make some chicken nuggets.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Suddenly, the Narrators did some crazy stuff as @Firerust predicted.
NameIess Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Nameless took offense to this. In fact, he took so much offense that he exploded in offend, showering the entire multiverse in boots.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 People across the universe watched the majestic shower of boots wash over their planets. Everyone started crying in perfect unison, due to the fact that these boots had become sentient, and were messing with the minds of people.
NameIess Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Nameless, meanwhile, was enjoying the feeling of existing everywhere at once in the form of boots.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Thaidakar soon realized he should end this fight as soon as possible and set up peace terms that would freeze all territories gained in the war of Pizza independence from Pineapple.
NameIess Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Moni showed up to negotiate the terms of the treaty.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Everyone watched intently, ready to start screaming when something went wrong.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 (edited) Thaidakar turned on his phone and started the Avengers Endgame soundtrack as he pulled out Mjolnir. "REVENGERS ASSEMBLE this is a trap.." (and yes I did mean Revengers) Edited January 24, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Thor was so happy his name caught on that he stopped the Grandmaster from pardoning anyone from life ever again.
NameIess Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 Moni blinked in surprise. Well, the it had been her first negotiation. Ah well. Boots began to fall from the sky.
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 25, 2022 Posted January 25, 2022 But they weren't ordinary boots... they were Kaladin's boots! And they smelled of rotten bridgeboy and blood.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 25, 2022 Posted January 25, 2022 Shallan, who had been hiding under a rock, screamed "BOOTS!" and ran to catch as many as she could.
NameIess Posted January 25, 2022 Posted January 25, 2022 Nameless took the opportunity to leap out from behind the air and rip up the peace treaty.
NameIess Posted January 25, 2022 Posted January 25, 2022 So he settled for doing a magic trick instead.
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