The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mortals]

Tim played the instruments inside Szeth’s Facepalm

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The instruments ate Tim.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tim experienced a RangeError from exceeding the maximum call stack size.

[NameIess]

This caused Tim to explode in a violent (but very clean) blast of soap and water.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It made bubbles.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

One of the bubbles contained Tim the Janitor. He was honored to have had a pizza named after him and had stoped his angry cleaning rampage.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The pizza tasted horrible though

[NameIess]

And the other Tims were still angry.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

They banded together and formed the Band of Tims.

[NameIess]

Together, they could do the impossible! They could clean ALL OF TLT!!!!

[Knight of Iron she/they]

They began on page 1337.

[NameIess]

And then they went back to page 1.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which included an instance of depression.

[NameIess]

Depressed hamsters, that was.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There seemed to be quite a lot of it.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The hamsters were spiked, but this time with depression.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As a sort of sink.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The sink broke.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Flooding the thread.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The inhabitants thereof, including the Ghanderflaffle Empire, needed boats and other water equipment to survive.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They also needed depression resistant cream.

[NameIess]

Even the narrators were affected by this flood of depression.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Luckily, they had oreos. Specifically lemon ones from the king of oreos himself.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

But then the oreos became depressed.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

If the oreos were depressed, clearly the world was ending.