The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The frog felt sorry for X's avatar.

[NameIess]

That didn't stop the frog? from eating him though.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Or from regurgitating him, then eating him again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This was counterproductive.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The frog decided to try eating something he had never eaten before.

[NameIess]

It ate the fourth wall.

Edited September 1, 2021 by Nameless

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Now that the fourth wall was not only broken but eaten, the narrators were free to do as they liked.

[NameIess]

Of course, they already could do whatever they wanted. In general.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

But now, in the conjured-up reality that they universally pretended was limited, they could do whatever they wanted.

[Mortals]

Mortals made another frog? that ate all the other narrators

Edited September 1, 2021 by Mortals

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight finished his ramen noodle soup and destroyed the frog.

[Mortals]

The first frog, Mortal’s frog survived

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight summons a scientist to poke the frog with some instruments to see how it survived.

[Mortals]

The frog didn’t eat the scientist, so Mortals made another frog that did. (A normal frog this time)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The scientist, being solely programmed to poke things with instruments, began poking the inside of the frog with instruments.

[Mortals]

Mortals summoned a slice of pizza in the normal frog that ate the instruments 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The scientist, a bit baffled, began to poke the pizza. Then he ate it.

[Mortals]

The pizza (who had eaten the instruments) regurgitated them, and started poking the inside of the scientist. (The pizza’s name is Tim)

Edited September 1, 2021 by Mortals

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The scientist asked it politely to stop.

[Mortals]

Tim revealed that he didn’t have ears

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The scientist screamed.

[Mortals]

Tim could tell because he was in the scientist

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The scientist had never seen a pizza without ears before. He was thoroughly disturbed.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The scientist disintegrated because had existed for at least twenty seconds without a name.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Then Szeth's Facepalm ate the pizza and the frog because she was hungry.