The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The frog was not certain of how to feel about this.

[NameIess]

Or even if it was a frog anymore.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

It decided to go to a special class to help "re-discover" itself.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the teacher ran away screaming.

[NameIess]

The frog? consoled itself by eating the other students.

[Mortals]

and three narrators

[Szeth's Facepalm]

WAIT NO-

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This wound up making it even more confused, however.

[Mortals]

So it ate two more narrators

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was still hungry.

[Mortals]

The frog ate a chicken burrito

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then a second, just for the heck of it.

[Mortals]

It ate a time machine

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It went back in time to before it took the deal.

[Mortals]

And became the formless mist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It felt terribly embarrassed afterwards.

[NameIess]

Time loops were so cliché.

[Mortals]

The frog ate itself (it’s past self)

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Thia caused him to not exist anymore. He had to exist, however, to have eaten himself and not existed anymore, and there would have to be an eternal loop so the past frog could be eaten and then not exist. This was too confusing for the frog. He ate it.

[Mortals]

And six more narrators

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just because.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, the narrators were relatively unimportant ones. They were just @pathfinder and a couple others who never did anything on TLT. Oh, and @Chaos. And @Frustration, who was a bit frustrated to be swallowed whole by a giant frog?.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Now the frog was even more confused than ever. It became depressed.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

He was smart frog. He decided to use his depression to create a depression powered car. When it was created, however, he was so proud of himself and happy that he was no longer depressed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But other people were depressed.