The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It would succeed. It just knew it.

[Silva]

The Face wanted revenge. Or a slice of pie. But either would do.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Pist was a master pie baker as well

[AonEne he/him]

Preferably, lemon pie.

[+Doomstick he/him]

In fact, the Pist was making lemon curd

[AonEne he/him]

It was the Face's favorite, but also the therapist's.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Pist hoped for peace

[AonEne he/him]

It would never get it, though.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because the Therapist was dead

[AonEne he/him]

Killed by a rival faction.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The joneses.

[AonEne he/him]

They were jonesing for a kill.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were, however, blue

[AonEne he/him]

And also sad.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because the were on fire

[AonEne he/him]

But so was the planet.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so everybody left

[AonEne he/him]

And went to Neptune.

[+Doomstick he/him]

that plan fell through though

[AonEne he/him]

And landed in the ocean on Earth.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which did nothing to alleviate their blueness.

[AonEne he/him]

Either form of it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since the fire they were on could not be put out by water.

[AonEne he/him]

Only by ice.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they swam to the poles.