The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An anti-cult consultant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But Pepp Pepper the Peppy Roni was too powerful

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The consultant would need a power-up.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they started their own cult

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The anti-cult cult.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was a cult about decultifying cults

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a smash hit.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had, however become the very thing they had sworn to destroy

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This had no negative effects whatsoever.

[+Doomstick he/him]

except the fact that their cult ended up destroying itself

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was alright, since it conquered the Pepperoni.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Pepp Pepper the Peppy Roni, however, survived

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He decided to take it up directly with his parents.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he decked them in the face

[midnight13 she/her]

Who hired a therapist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This sent reverberations throughout the world.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Face's therapist was the best one in the land

[midnight13 she/her]

He could always locate the pist, and thus he was called the ‘there a pist’ which was shortened to ‘therapist’

[+Doomstick he/him]

but why did the Face want a pist?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The answer, of course, was revenge.

[AonEne he/him]

Which it loved.

[+Doomstick he/him]

A pist was a misspelling of piste (fencing strip)

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, AonDii said:

A pist was a misspelling of piste (fencing strip)

And this would help him kill his therapist, who had located the pist.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was an interesting plan, to use the therapist to destroy the therapist

[AonEne he/him]

But the Face didn't care what others thought.