The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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they took the Trust back to the Homeland

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Where it was loved and cared for.

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until it was burned up by Butt's cousin

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Luckily, it had already been passed.

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the Proposal ended up trusting Butt, though

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Which was all that was necessary. 

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Butt delivered the Proposal to...

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King Ghander.

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King Ghander XXXIV, of course

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One needed at least four letters after one's name to have any semblance of authority.

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also, King Ghander I had founded the Ghanderflaffle Empire all those pages ago

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd been honorarily given the title, even though he lacked the requisite letters.

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

and they laid their feet down on the ground next to thier heads, for they were very flexible

Edited January 29, 2021 by Caratacos Olympiodoros

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X was stumped at this phrase.

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though nobody knew who they were or what "thier heads" were

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Because of this, they had no choice but to declare it irrelevant.
 

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

there might have been a chance olym hadn't realized that they were on an earlier page and replied to an earlier post. 

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Because the Ghanderflaffle Empire had discovered a method to tame wild breadminks

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It used cheese.

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

olym had no idea what this was referring to.

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The cheese was used to make sandwiches.

[Caratacos Olympiodoros]

olym was extremely confused and decided to step back for a while and readjust to life

 

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Toast sandwiches, to be precise. Nobody knew where the cheese came in

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But they couldn't leave it out, or it wouldn't work.

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the breadminks weren't all that useful, except...