The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

This was due to an unspecified effect.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Known as the clock slide.

[NameIess]

It was very odd, and deserving of much research.

Edited January 15, 2021 by Nameless

[+Doomstick he/him]

and plain search

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And deep search.

[+Doomstick he/him]

As well as shallow search.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And reverse research.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they discovered that...

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

the clock-slide affect was actually a figment of one’s imagination made real by the intense Inter-dimensional strain put on the brain from too much spicy food.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so they ate mint

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Reversing the effect.

[NameIess]

Causing the universe to implode.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but that was irrelevant

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As the trial had just finished.

[NameIess]

And the sentence was...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

exclamatory!

Edited January 15, 2021 by Truthless of Shinovar

[NameIess]

And final.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because that was just how it was.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

But not how it will be.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because...

[NameIess]

The revolution was coming.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The jaywalking revolution.

[NameIess]

But then their members got run over.

[AonEne he/him]

Tmw you're about to say "All the cool kids were doing it" to Xino's post and then you see Nameless's... 

It was rather unfortunate, even more so than: 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The result of the moo duck plague.