The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But then he had a heart attack.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So Butt defended his heart.

[NameIess]

With surgery and cpr.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And a tiny heart-sword.

[NameIess]

And a lack of basic understanding of cpr.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But nonetheless great success in that area.

[NameIess]

But then he realized that the heart-sword was a bad idea.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was devastated.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because a thermonuke hit him.

[NameIess]

And because he had been convinced that doctors really used tiny heart-swords to kill heart cancer.

Edited January 7, 2021 by Nameless

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nobody knew how that would cause someone to send a thermonuke at him though.

[NameIess]

And the UN was very angry that someone had thermonuked a medical . . . "professional"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So a war was semi-declared.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Schrodinger was in charge of war.

[NameIess]

And also not in charge at all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It made things complicated.

[NameIess]

And not complicated. But it did mean that they could never fully lose.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The downside to this was obvious.

[NameIess]

Because they could never really win. But then, that was an impossibility anyways.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was enough to drive anyone round the bend.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Causing a traffic jam around the bend. 

[Mist she/her]

Anyone honked his horn. "What's all this traffic about?"

[Lecky Twig she/her]

The bend answered "It's all Schrodinger's fault."

[Mist she/her]

"Did he get into a car crash?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

"well... you know how he is."