The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Then Phil ressurected the thread through the power of his index finger. 

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Phil was a gerbil.

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene started throwing gifts off a balcony.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick caught an ornament.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene shouted down "Do you name ornaments?" as she chucked out more.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"No, should I?"

[AonEne he/him]

"I don't name most of mine either, just wondering."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered about the exceptions.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene informed him that there actually weren't any, she was just considering naming some in the future.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered further.

[Mist she/her]

T caught a package of books. "THANKS ENE!"

[AonEne he/him]

"YOU'RE WELCOME," she yelled back, yeeting something to the balcony across from her.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X looked.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick wondered if a physical secret santa was going to happen next year, then remembered that it was irrelevant because Butt Venture...

[Silva]

...had stolen all of the wrapping paper in existence.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was trying to build an empire based on it.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Then he ran out of sticky tape 

[Jaywalk he/him]

That storming Uncle Brandy had used up the last of it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was trying to build his own empire

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not with tape, though. That would just be ridiculous.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was holding it together with tape though.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Then Uncle Brandy's tape lost its stickiness. 

[NameIess]

And then Nameless appeared, wearing a Bridge 4 hoodie and holding The Sword.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was ignored.

[NameIess]

Which was fine.