The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But this consultant was incompetent, and stole their money and ran away.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he made a critical error.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He had become a supercritical fluid

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And had begun to spread out over everything.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

This was a very bold  move on the GhanderOgres part.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it worked out.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And got buff.

[NameIess]

Then the move intimidated the Philanderflaffles into turning the GhanderOgres back into Ghanderflaffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But no more.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because it was movie night in the emperor’s basement.

[NameIess]

They were watching Elf.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it was Christmas!

[+Doomstick he/him]

then a thermonuke hit him

[NameIess]

Or not, depending on where he lived.

Edited December 25, 2020 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

According to relativity.

[AonEne he/him]

They made lots of popcorn.

[NameIess]

And started counting down the minutes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Until...

[NameIess]

CHRISTMAS WAS THERE!

[AonEne he/him]

They were beyond excited for their presents to be opened.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except it was a false alarm, since they had the wrong timezone.

[NameIess]

Sadly.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was nothing patience couldn't fix.

[NameIess]

A lot of patience.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For a small child.