The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And hadn't taken Narration 101 yet.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X noted the case in point.

[NameIess]

In fact, many narrators had contradicting explanations as to what Narration was.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That were all somehow simultaneously true at the same time.

[NameIess]

According to some narrators, at least.

[Tacitus]

And yet all somehow missing something...

[NameIess]

According to other narrators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 But that was likely nonsense.

[NameIess]

According to some narrators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

According to Nameless.

[Tacitus]

According to the Accord of Discord

[xinoehp512 he/him]

According to irrelevance.

[NameIess]

According to the Ghanderflaffle alliance.

[+Doomstick he/him]

.. with the Jinpeliflaffles against the Philanderflaffles (previously the Philander-Ghanderflaffles until they rebelled against Ghander)

[NameIess]

The Philanderflaffles won, of course.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a landslide.

[Gak he/him]

and a flood

[Condensation she/her]

And an earthquake, actually.

[NameIess]

(They were big on using natural disasters as weapons.)

[Condensation she/her]

So they conjured up a tornado!

[NameIess]

And killed all of their Prisoners.

[Condensation she/her]

Except one, who escaped.

[NameIess]

Her name was Tywndwle II.

[Condensation she/her]

And she was a member of the Emi is the Best Sharder cult.

[NameIess]

Not that she cared about that anymore. After watching most of her fellow cult members and all of her family be killed, she swore revenge on the Philanderflaffles.