The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The officer sighed, then started filling out the paperwork for requisitioning a band.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Some time later, a band arrived.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A band of mercenaries, that is.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Musical mercenaries.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They specialized in Not-Country (and a little bit of Jazz), making them ideal for the job.

Edited December 12, 2020 by Ookla the Groovy

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They began preparing an album centered around the anti-song.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was titled Bad Bananas in a Communist Hotel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it was the reverse of the murder song, it could bring people back to life.

[NameIess]

But no one ever figured that out.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because they died first

[NameIess]

Of leprosy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

which had never existed before they died

[NameIess]

It was good to know that.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it also stopped existing after they died

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The police chief was just happy that the neighbors had been dealt with.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so he ate an entire wheel of cheese

[NameIess]

But then he realized that there was a lot of paperwork he had to fill out. So he hired an intern.

[Condensation she/her]

Who, surprisingly, loved to do paperwork!

[NameIess]

And also hated not getting paid.

[Condensation she/her]

So his goal was to work so hard that they had to pay him.

[NameIess]

Little did he know, the paperwork to be payed could only be completed by someone who hated doing paperwork.

[Condensation she/her]

Which meant that he could never get paid. This was a shame because...

[Jaywalk he/him]

His cousin was drowning in a vat of cyanide.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Over a thousand years.

[Jaywalk he/him]

During which he was solving complicated problems such as the meaning of life.