The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Lord Ruler shot the oddly dressed obligator a suspicious glance. 

[Experience he/him]

The obligator fell down dead from the shot. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Meanwhile, Butt Venture snuck by undetected.

[Experience he/him]

Undetected by nobody, that is.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He stole into the Well of Ascension.

[Ashbringer he/him]

It was empty. At least, at first.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then a wild Hoid appeared.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Riddles and art!” Hoid said, them decked Butt in the face.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Butt did a backflip in surprise.

[NameIess]

Right into Nameless, who had just finished killing all the steel inquisitors.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Oh, come on," grumbled Butt. "Who else is here?"

[Silva]

A breadmunk raised its hand.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Butt shot it a glare.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It grinned creepily at him.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Breadmunk, ignoring It, caught the glare, put it in a pot, let it simmer at 200 degrees Fahrenheit for two hours, and added salt, then served it back to Butt.

Edited September 9, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt quite liked the taste of his glare.

[NameIess]

But it gave him terrible indigestion.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

(Pun intended)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was forced to retire to his sandwich shop for the time being.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sooubway bought it

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a hostile takeover.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but not really

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger heard that something was hostile.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and didn't

[Ashbringer he/him]

And did.