The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was very pleased that his newfound powers over palindromes turned his mastery of Cat Physics would link him to the Great Old Cats.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But the Great Old Cats had perished long ago.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

From youngness.

[NameIess]

A terrible disease, young age is. At least, that's what the old folks said.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

They were the only ones who had survived it.

[NameIess]

Or so they said. Some of them probably never had it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because they certainly seemed allergic to it.

[Silva]

It was a strange allergy.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It caused them to turn purple, among other things.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Such as sprouting wings and deciding to fly too close to the sun.

[NameIess]

It also gave them a strange tendency to talk about how good things were "back in my day" even when things had been terrible.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was quite a tragic allergy, to quite a tragic disease.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant 

[Silva]

For an empire was rising in the East.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Dental Empire.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was led by Chompers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A direct competitor with the Oriental Empire.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But not the Occidental Empire

[Ashbringer he/him]

For it had been an Accident.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An Accidental.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

It accidentally fell in love with a turtle named Breathany.

[NameIess]

An Immposibility.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was so accidental that it was a b#

[Ashbringer he/him]

Well, there technically was a 0.0000000000000000004% chance.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

8 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

It was so accidental that it was a b#

They both loved music, so it did make some sense.