The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Compared to Butt’s excitement.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which was the size of three planets.

[NameIess]

And thirty grams.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

All of his excitement gained sentience.

[NameIess]

And decided to destroy the galaxy.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The excitement became very excited at this prospect.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Therefore doubling in size.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

And making total domination that much easier.

[NameIess]

Then Nameless cut it in half.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Causing the excitement to become much less excited.

[NameIess]

Half as much.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger laughed that the Excitement only wanted to take over the galaxy, not the universe, then realized that he shouldn't be giving anyone ideas.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

His laughter almost gained sentience, until he subdued it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Shard of Excitement quite liked the idea of joining Humor, however.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

SO HE DID.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And the ROFLOL Shard was born.

[NameIess]

Creating the shard of Joy. (Schrodinger's laugh had some odd effects on reality)

Edited July 26, 2020 by Nameless

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

But also not Joy.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger laughed at the idea of not-Joy, scrolled back 9 pages, grabbed the Reality Stone from where it had fallen under Butt's couch, and amalgamated it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because he wanted to be everything.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Including a tacocat.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And a tocacot

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And a ocataco.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And Ctoaotc

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who was a younger brother of the famous Lovecraftian monster.