Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 All of the murderers had to find a new job.
+Doomstick he/him Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) So they left. Edited July 23, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 Nameless finished reading a dummies guide to rebuilding the universe, by Nameless. "Hey guys! I think I figured out how to make people die! You just have to turn the death switch off and on again!" 1
Emi she/her Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 “No way!” Emi opened her eyes wider and stared at Nameless.
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 "Yep! It says that the death switch should be somewhere around... the end of time." Nameless nodded, then disappeared in a flash of light. A moment later, some random guy had a heart attack and died. Two hours later, Nameless was considered the epitome of evil, and at least three cults per planet were started, all focusing on worshiping death, and Nameless. But mostly death.
Emi she/her Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 “I saw a button named: The apocalypse. Wanna press it?” She asked Nameless.
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 "lets see here." Nameless flipped through his book. "Ah, here we go: The apocalypse button: Pressing this button will begin the end of the universe, and will start random apocalypses on all of the different planets, and release a horde of devouring aliens that will attempt to consume the entire galaxy. Pressing this button will most likely end in terrible, painful deaths for every sentient being in the universe." Nameless grinned. "Yes, that looks absolutely awesome.
Emi she/her Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) Nameless pressed the button. Suddenly a lot of small planets and stars and galaxies appeared. They looked very realistic. Emi was watching one of them, when a gigantic volcano erupted and covered the entire planet with dust and magma. In the same time other planet got destroyed by a comet. Other was attacked by a horde of toads, but it wasn’t the weirdest of the apocalypses... Edited July 23, 2020 by Emi
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 The weirdest one was when Truthless literally talked a planet to death. 1
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 The least weird apocalypse happened on a planet where everyone got dysentery.
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 "Nuked" being an archaic word that roughly translates to: "blown up with massive superweapon" They really used hyperfusetic metro-clabister-class antatomic exohipular extinction-demolaters.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 Eventually, people got bored of the apocalypse.
Emi she/her Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 So they found a button named: “the weirdest names of planets” I wonder what names will you guys make.
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 Tetricular meflagouridome wasn't even in the top 100.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 Tchandiglear Defouagesoiuwgoiawug was only a few spots above it.
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 At the number one spot was NoLukeIAmYourFathterThat'sImpossibleSearchYourFeelingsYouKnowItToBeTrueNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 2
NameIess Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 But mostly people who had no idea what Star Wars was, or why they got billions of crazy tourists every year.
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