Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 “Hey! Where’d my featherless ostrich go?” asked A.C., after a short nap.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 “Beats me,” Lieless said, a box of pizza in his hand. He was trying to beat his record.
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Meanwhile, back in Goatopia: Captain of the Goat Guard: (BAAAAAAAAAA*) *Translated: THE OSTRICH IS COMING! CLOSE THE GATES! 3
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) “Oh well. I just hope he doesn’t find Truthless without me. I still need to beat him in that duel.” edit: ninja’d edit 2: Meanwhile, back in Goatopia again, A speck suddenly appears on the horizon. Backlit by the sunrise, it is indistinguishable. But then, the citizens of Goatopia don’t need to see it to know what it is. An ear-splitting cry hits the walls: “DESTROY ALL GOOOOOOOOOOD!!! AND MAYBE TRUTHLESS ALONG THE WAAAAAAAAAY!!!!” Edited July 13, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Drama had fallen asleep in her throne of goats, but woke up to her kingdom rioting, only to see that the source of the madness was her ostrich friend, who had kindly followed her to her kingdom. She calmed it down, then told the goats, "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" translation: this is a friend. do not hurt it.
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) CotGG: HOLD YOUR GROUND MEN! LOOK DEATH IN THE EYES AND KNOW THAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD. ‘d Edit: The goats then tossed their Queen out of Goatopia under charge of Blasphemy. All goats know that the Good Destroying Ostrich has been the enemy of all Goatkind for millennia. Probably because the word Good sounds a lot like Goat. Kinda. Edited July 13, 2020 by The Second Post
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 1 minute ago, The Second Post said: CotGG: HOLD YOUR GROUND MEN! LOOK DEATH IN THE EYES AND KNOW THAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD. ‘d Then, Drama and her army of goats and an ostrich stampeded into the inter-dimensions, on a never-ending mission to destroy all good and replace it with immature, annoying jokes.
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Due to confusion and lack of continuity, the timeline split. Now everything is even more confusing.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) While A.C. watched for Truthless, he decided to make a highway between the timelines, so that trade could be established and the economy increased. Edited July 13, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, The Second Post said: Due to confusion and lack of continuity, the timeline split. Now everything is even more confusing. Drama can now read minds, and she speaks into @The Second Post's mind. "Is the confusion annoying?"
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 @The Second Post thinks, wow, a telepathic message from another timeline. He replies, no it is quiet entertaining. then he spazzes out and dies because timeline science stuff.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, The Second Post said: @The Second Post thinks, wow, a telepathic message from another timeline. He replies, no it is quiet entertaining. then he spazzes out and dies because timeline science stuff. Drama is disappointed that the confusion isn't annoying, but that is the purpose of her army; to make things annoying
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 The doctor says, “Ah, your friend here is only mostly dead, and mostly dead is..... wait....wait no..... yeah he’s dead.” 1
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, The Second Post said: The doctor says, “Ah, your friend here is only mostly dead, and mostly dead is..... wait....wait no..... yeah he’s dead.” Drama never wanted anyone to die, so she used her goat queen magic to revive @The Second Post
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 @The Second Post is revived, however he is now a goat, as is the nature of goat magic. Which timeline is he in? Nobody knows. He is the timelineless goat.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, The Second Post said: @The Second Post is revived, however he is now a goat, as is the nature of goat magic. Which timeline is he in? Nobody knows. He is the timelineless goat. Drama enters his mind again, asking, "Is it annoying to be a goat?"
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 A voice thunders in Drama’s mind, a force so powerful it can barely be comprehended, for from the Timelineless Goat’s perspective, billions of years has passed, and he has grown beyond time, grown so powerful and ancient that he had created countless universes and watched them die. The Voice thunders: “YES.”
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, The Second Post said: A voice thunders in Drama’s mind, a force so powerful it can barely be comprehended, for from the Timelineless Goat’s perspective, billions of years has passed, and he has grown beyond time, grown so powerful and ancient that he had created countless universes and watched them die. The Voice thunders: “YES.” The Goat Queen is pleased, for she has managed to annoy the Goat God.
Silva Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 One goat decided that it no longer wished to be a goat.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Drama was annoyed that one of the goats in her army became a toag.
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