The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Emi she/her]

So he just kept eating pizza, even though he was full

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He became a Breadninja.

[Kings_way he/they]

The other ninjas made fun of Breadninja, so he dropped 17th shardium into the cookies.

Edited July 11, 2020 by Kings_way

[Emi she/her]

So now all of them got allergic to orange juice, because it was too much of it

[Kings_way he/they]

The ninjas tried to attack breadninja, so he ran away.

[AonEne he/him]

On 7/8/2020 at 10:30 PM, The Last Post said:

It was a bunk bed

is that the joke?

No, it was from TTT

The ninjas partied in celebration.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

No, it was from TTT

What does TTT stand for?

There was a pie eating contest. 

[Kings_way he/they]

The pies had Hemalurgic spikes in them, courtesy of the dark alley.

I actually don't think spiked cookies would work, since there needs to be intent to spike someone. (Don't tell the Dark Alley)

[Jaywalk he/him]

People, including the Dark Alley, became very concerned by the rise of a sentient dark alley.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

So they hired a consultant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A traveling consultant.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

He was currently video-chatting them from Antarctica.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With his best penguin buddy..,

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sir Lancelot X.

[Lunamor she/her]

He only used short swords, ironically.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Three of them at once.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He had a habit of accidentally using them as toothpicks.

[Silva]

No one was quite sure how.

[dannnex male]

He tended to use toothpicks as swords as well

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The were quite effective weapons.

[dannnex male]

He killed thousands.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Which is part of the reason why he was such a good penguin buddy.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He gave great advice to the consultant.

[dannnex male]

We’re talking about a penguin? Wow, I should read back more than a few posts. 
okay so sir Lancelot X, the homicidal toothpick murderer, is a penguin buddy to the unnamed consultant who specializes in sentient walkways. And all this on one page of the thread. 

...

i love it. 
 

Such as which brands of toothpick are the best for stabbing. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

TRUTHLESS OF SHINOVAR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL.

@Truthless of Shinovar