The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Luckily King Kong had a therapist

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

His name was Sandon Branderson.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He gave King Kong mental fortitude.

[Mist she/her]

And an unsealed electrum-mind.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X coughed in bold.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna sneezed in italics and cleared her throat underlined.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X said nothing in strikethrough.

[+Doomstick he/him]

STICK YELLED IN ALL FOUR!!!!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A mime whispered with Silence.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna eyed the mime suspiciously. Looked too... plotty.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

There was, in fact, a garden plot right next to the mime.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was rather... dirty.

[Mist she/her]

There were 5 rows of bell peppers. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

There were 4 rows of bell peppers.

 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The fifth row was actually reserved for shell peppers. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Hey @Mist psst- you need to bold for it to be 'canon'.

Peppers filled with shell pasta.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

With a spell cast over them.

[Mist she/her]

Thanks, Xino.

The spell caused anyone who ate the peppers to ...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Feel well. And like Jell (-o).

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

And fall in love with the next person they saw.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(Jell with a O negative blood type.)

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was mint flavored

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But, oddly, colored bright blue.

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And somehow smelled like the color green.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It instantly became a smash hit.