BREAKING NEWS (The Dark Alley met Brandon)

[Quickbronze he/him]

https://wob.coppermind.net/media/snippets/273/5084_13.mp3

New info has come to light; the Dark Alley has spread their sinister web even to Sanderson himself! Someone must inform him of the truth! 

Quick, at the next signing, someone must reveal the truth to disillusion Sir Sanderson!

[I Am Witless she/her]

"I have no idea what the Dark Alley is." This is HILARIOUS. Also, I didn't realize that his voice was so high-pitched?

[Tesh Any pronouns]

that's really funny.

And someone should tell him what we are doing on his own site.

[Magestar he/him]

Thank you.

That's hilarious.

[Mistspren she/her]

That’s great. He had no idea his magic system would create such a... group. 

Also, someone should go to a signing and tell Brandon not to eat the cookies because they are spiked. 

[Ink he/him]

That’s kinda funny that he now knows, but probably not the whole truth

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

If you listen to my the WoB, he says he doesn't know what it is.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Awwww, this great!