Sherlock Holmes he/him Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 Romeo and Juliet: Quote A 13 year-old and a 17 year-old have a three-day romance, and six people die. Game of Thrones: Quote You know, all the characters look and act the same, but at least that guy who played Boromir is in it. Lord of the Rings: Quote Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Ring The Silmarillion: Quote At least now that _____ is dead, I don't need to remember their name! *cries* 3
Truthweaver she/her Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler "An alien is trying to steal a necklace from a wizard." 7
goody153 Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) Tarnsman of Gor Spoiler A University Professor gets integrated into a medieval world where barbaric and slavery culture is the accepted norm. And he likes it. Another: Avengers Infinity War Spoiler Buffed dude uses 6 stones and a single fingersnap to kill half the universe. Another: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Spoiler The universe is in the brink of collapse and disaster because a quirky teenage girl is going through puberty and boredom. Suisei no Gargantia Spoiler A mecha pilot of a really advance space society gets integrated into a seaworld natives. He went native basically Another: Brave New World Spoiler A guy commits suicide cause the girl he's courting doesn't wanna stop sleeping with other men. Edited October 30, 2018 by goody153 2
Snipexe he/him Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, goody153 said: Suisei no Gargantia the way you describe this makes it seem like the blue people avatar
goody153 Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Snipexe said: the way you describe this makes it seem like the blue people avatar Not what i intended but given the thread theme. I suppose it worked as i have planned. 1
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 (edited) The Hobbit: Spoiler A house party gets wildly out of hand. Lord of the Rings: Spoiler A long road trip drives people apart. The Silmarillion: Spoiler An entire race of beings learns why making a rash vow is unwise. Edited November 1, 2018 by Crucible of Shards 4
NoiseSpren he/him Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 (edited) Die hard Spoiler Bruce Willis isn't the best buddy at christmas Avatar Spoiler As long as you are able to ride some weird red-and-orange dragon, they will forgive you anything. RED Spoiler And that's why Odium wanted Dalinar as his Champion. 300 Spoiler They don't mind fighting in shadow Eragon Spoiler Any stupid description will make this look better Shrek Spoiler Sad story describing poor life of voidbringer and his invested donkey Harry Potter Spoiler Poor boy didn't even get bag of sand as a birthday present Mistborn movie (trailer released 1.11. 2018) Spoiler Hah, you fools! Edited November 1, 2018 by NoiseSpren Cuz I'm bland. 8
Pagliacci he/him Posted November 1, 2018 Posted November 1, 2018 Infinity War Spoiler Space Dalinar tries to Unite the Shards of Adonalsium. 11
Ink he/him Posted November 4, 2018 Posted November 4, 2018 Super Smash Bros Ultimate World of Light, from what I glean from the trailer. Spoiler Infinity war but everyone dies and is replaced by evil souls besides a puffball named after a vaccum riding a star. 3
kaellok he/him Posted November 6, 2018 Posted November 6, 2018 Star Wars: A New Hope A teenager wants to hang out with his friends. When his adopted parents don't let him, he runs off with an old man and blows up a government building. 7
Quantus he/him Posted November 6, 2018 Posted November 6, 2018 You know, I think Id rather we hide the title instead, let see if we can guess the movie from the description Plot: An illegal alien weaponizes an aircraft and destroys most of a major city, killing thousands. Spoiler Man of Steel 4
Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him Posted November 8, 2018 Posted November 8, 2018 Kingkiller chronicles (Books 1 & 2) Spoiler No kings were harmed during the making of these books. (Alternate) Spoiler A man tells stories about his days at magic college, as well as his various study abroad experiences. 7
Feruchemist he/him Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 The Fountainhead: Spoiler A man drops out of school and mopes around for a few years. The Internet (about 95% of it) Spoiler Gah! Look away, fool! 1984: Spoiler There's a ministry that governs love. Seriously! Also... the only word is INGSOC. A Brave New World: Spoiler Are you an Alpha, Beta, Gamma, or Delta? Take the quiz today! 1
kaellok he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) On 11/8/2018 at 9:45 AM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Kingkiller chronicles (Books 1 & 2) Hide contents No kings were harmed during the making of these books. (Alternate) Hide contents A man tells stories about his days at magic college, as well as his various study abroad experiences. Hey, this is "explain a plot badly" not "that's an excellent way to describe the plot." The Wheel of Time The Chosen One gets mad at everyone telling him what he should be doing, so he decides to not remove the source of all evil in the world. Edited November 10, 2018 by kaellok 2
Feruchemist he/him Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Spoiler Letsa me tell yousa aboot thees felm! Itsa story of majeek and adventah. Meesa Jah-Jah Beenks. 3
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted November 11, 2018 Posted November 11, 2018 Magic Tree House: Spoiler Two unattended minors trespass on private property and are subjected to a multitude of near death experiences as a result. Winnie the Pooh: Spoiler A young God-king awakens all his stuffed animals. Castlevania game series: Spoiler Gothic whack-a-mole 8
Snipexe he/him Posted November 11, 2018 Posted November 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Crucible of Shards said: Winnie the Pooh: Reveal hidden contents A young God-king awakens all his stuffed animals. This one made me smile
Feruchemist he/him Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 Mario Game Series: Spoiler A dragon-turtle with a superiority complex repeatedly takes a princess hostage. 2
kaellok he/him Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 Star Trek Voyager Crew: Captain! It would normally take us 50 years to get back home, but we found a way to do it in a day. There's a 99.9999999999% chance that we'll succeed, and a 0.00000000001% chance that we die horribly. What should we do?! Captain Janeway: That's too risky. We'll take the long way around. Best we add a few years onto the trip with pointless diversions just to be on the safe side. 2
Pagliacci he/him Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 A Cosmic Horror about an enslaved people whose very sentience depends on the whims of their Eldritch horror overlords, beings so vast and powerful they hardly notice the plight of their fanatic servants. Witness a tale of existential dread with a cast of haunted characters in... Spoiler Toy Story 9
Furamirionind They/Any/All Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians Spoiler A boy has the power to break things. He then continues to break things, including but not limited to: Guns, Glasses, Peoples understanding of the world... Oh yeah, and he broke the power to break things. 1
Kidpen he/him Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Pagliacci said: A Cosmic Horror about an enslaved people whose very sentience depends on the whims of their Eldritch horror overlords, beings so vast and powerful they hardly notice the plight of their fanatic servants. Witness a tale of existential dread with a cast of haunted characters in... Reveal hidden contents Toy Story I think you might've gotten something mixed up. 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 Oathbringer Spoiler When murder is ok because it's for the good of the kingdom, but taking back your home is a no no! 4
Aluminum Misting Posted November 13, 2018 Posted November 13, 2018 Skyward: Spoiler Aggressive teen girl finds out she's actually a hyperdrive. 11
Showman he/him Posted November 15, 2018 Posted November 15, 2018 The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That! Two kids can't afford a magic school bus, so they have to settle for a thingamajigger. 4
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