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Mistborn Secret history:

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Dead guy uses the power of Fuzz to stop an evil god.

Allomancer Jak (From Jak's perspective):

 

An amazingly talented person escapes from a Koloss prison surrounded by a Koloss army, then as a token as good faith retrieved an ancient kol!oss* artifact°.

 

*I give up.

°Funny how he doesn't mention that the koloss artifact was stored in a solid aluminum box.

 

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Fixed spoiler stuff.
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Dark Souls

Spoiler

One person's choice on having a fire burn buggers up the world, the cycle of life and death, and even space, time and the multiverse.

 

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On 6/23/2018 at 9:03 PM, Ashspren said:

Hoid (in general):

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A food enthusiast goes on a quest to introduce waffles and instant noodles to the universe.

 

sounds like something lift would do...

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56 minutes ago, ethan sedai said:

sounds like something lift would do...

With Lift’s expertise in food and Hoid’s worldhopping abilities, they’d be unstoppable... I can see it now: Hoid and Lift’s Epic Culinary Road Trip (Cosmere Edition)

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12 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

With Lift’s expertise in food and Hoid’s worldhopping abilities, they’d be unstoppable... I can see it now: Hoid and Lift’s Epic Culinary Road Trip (Cosmere Edition)

Yes please! we'll show it on the Cosmere Food Network!

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The Emperor's Soul

Spoiler

A con artist convinces her jailers that she can make up a story so good it can convince a man to stop being brain dead.

 

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Wings of Fire: The Lost Continent

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THEY HAVE A STORMING RELIGION BASED AROUND CLEARSIGHT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

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The Final Empire

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Big shot gangster putting together a crew

The Stormlight Archive

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An awesome series where everyone's brother but Shallan dies, everyone's parents except Kaladin dies, and probably more than 50% of the people who have known the Blackthorn have died, and most characters are mass murders/killers and or serial killers. This is a series known for its generally lighter tone and uplifting, inspiring message. 

 

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1 hour ago, Zath said:

The Emperor's Soul: 

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Brandon writes a story that's really just him trying to tell everyone how stressful it can be to write a book on a deadline.  Everyone loves the story and demands more quality books from him ASAP.  Brandon cries. 

 

I think that this might literally be the best one of these I've read yet. Or at LEAST in the top five. I bow down to your skill.

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Mistborn Era 1:

 

Spoiler

Fake news almost destroys the world

Warbreaker:

Spoiler

An immensely powerful deity almost causes mass destruction due to his lack of tongue game

Elantris:

Spoiler

A man saves an entire race by doing the Naruto run with a stick in his hand

Secret History:

Spoiler

Brandon writes fanservice for Realmatic theorists

 

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Added a few more books, changed a slightly inappropriate word
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On 6/29/2018 at 7:58 AM, The Harlem Worldhoppers said:

Secret History:

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Brandon writes porn fanservice for Realmatic theorists

 

One, that's not appropriate, and two, I don't quite understand how that applies to SH at all.

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3 hours ago, AonEne said:

One, that's not appropriate, and two, I don't quite understand how that applies to SH at all.

Obviously you are not familiar with rule 16.

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21 hours ago, AonEne said:

I think that this might literally be the best one of these I've read yet. Or at LEAST in the top five. I bow down to your skill.

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Thank you! :D

Building off of some that have gone before...

Mistborn: The Well of Ascension (and The Hero of Ages): 

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This could have all been avoided if somebody (cough, cough -- Kwann -- cough, cough) had written a PROPER THESIS STATEMENT!!

 

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Added bashful otter meme, because why not?
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23 hours ago, Secrets said:

Obviously you are not familiar with rule 16.

I'm afraid not. Could you enlighten me?

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4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I'm afraid not. Could you enlighten me?

*looks up*

Apparently it states (satirically) that there are no girls on the internet.

For the record, I think the original poster was trying to say that SH had an inordinate amount of realmatic stuff. Not that it's appropriate, but still.

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Thanks for telling me, Kidpen.

But even if that WAS what they meant, what does that have to do with...that thing they said? Am I missing an expression here or something? I'm sorry for not understanding, but I don't agree with using that word in that manner. It's a seriously bad thing, and it makes me uncomfortable.

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