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17 hours ago, ScarletSabre said:

The ShadowMaster - Villains Rule

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A charismatic scumbag does what we'd all do, or like to do, if given the chance to cross into a fantasy universe that follows the rules. Decide that it's time to exploit every loophole and trope in fantasy for profit and amusement, all while insulting and threatening the reader for funsies.

 

Ok this "bad" plot summary sounds like something I would actually love to read. How accurate is it?

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3 hours ago, Sunbird said:

Ok this "bad" plot summary sounds like something I would actually love to read. How accurate is it?

 

2 hours ago, Quickbronze said:

Pretty accurate, based on the amazon preview. It's very adult though, and has a lot of swearing, just FYI.

Yeah, on reflection that wasn't so much as explaining it badly as just explaining it. And yeah, it's pretty damnation adult, be warned. Though the audible version is rather hilarious when it gets meta and

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starts messing with the narrator himself.

 

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Game of Thrones: Jons storyline

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A bunch of criminals dress up in black and prevents immigrants from crossing a huge wall. 

Game of Thrones: Danys storyline

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A woman adopts three dragons when her husband dies because he failed to take his medication. She then goes and ruins the economical system on an entire continent.

Game of Thrones: Robbs storyline

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A young man wants to avenge his father, but it all goes south when he decides to attend a wedding instead. 

 

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Man, I need to read more.  I'm unfamiliar with a lot of these books.

Sixth of the Dusk:

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A quiet, unassuming man meets an adventurous young woman.  They go on a nature walk together, and are fascinated by the local flora and fauna.  Indeed, it's practically all they can think about at times.  Tourists from a far-away land share their technology and resources with the less-fortunate.  Birds aren't as important as everyone thinks they are.

 

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Note: Most of these do contain spoilers for the END of the books. Do not look at them unless you have finished the books.

Overall Mistborn World (Scadrial):

 

A world where things that you ingest and burn which can give you hallucinations, strength, and awareness, as well as be addictive and have negative effects if you overuse them are not considered dangerous drugs. 

The Final Empire:

 

Crazy scarred dude kidnaps little girl and makes her go to parties.

The Well of Ascension:

 

Girl learns the hard way the democracy doesn't work.

The Hero Of the Ages:

 

Girl kills herself after becoming god

Alloy of Law:

 

Man and his partner hunt down thieves, but man never prosecutes his partner for stealing hates

Shadows of Self:

 

Man finds out his former girlfriend is a psychotic shapeshifter.

Bands Of Mourning:

 

Man's partner accidentally steals what once was a pretty bracelet.

Secret History:

 

Man we all thought was dead is not.

 

 

The Way of Kings:

 

Shallan: Girl learns the power of truth.

Kaladin: Gets rewarded for treason.

Dalinar: Gets betrayed by visions.

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Words of Radiance:

Stick refuses to become fire. 

Edgedancer:

Girl steals breakfast.

 

Warbreaker:

Sword goes on a quest to destroy evil.

 

Elantris:

Demon priests hunt zombies. 

 

Emperor's Soul:

Prisoner contemplates art.

 

Sixth of the Dusk:

It's a trap! 

 

Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hell:

Woman murders her financial manager. 

 

It wouldn't let me do them all in one post. Sorry.

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It's a trap! Child safety locks! But we are neither children nor safe!

How did I miss doing this? Why haven't I done it already?!?!?! *takes a deep, shuddering breath*

RWBY Volume Three: Pyrrha's Arc

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A girl fights people while in school, and no one gets mad at her. Rather, the headmaster recruits her for some deeds of questionable morality, causing her to attack her boyfriend, murder a young girl, and bring about the downfall of the entire city. She is also tortured and killed while fighting a transfer student who attempted to kill (and succeeded in killing) the headmaster for imprisoning an unconscious woman to use in experiments.

(Just for the record, I love Oz and trust him for the most part. This is just for the humor.)

(I'm going to draw this out and SAVOR it. Also so that other people can do some too and I don't steal it all.)

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Game of Thrones:

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A war starts after a incestuous mother kills a guy over a pregnancy test. 

A Mongolian child bride takes over half the world

Nobody believes the Zombie-killers that zombies are returning. A minor zombie Apocalypse insues.

 

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The Cosmere

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People eat and make friends with pieces of deities while one man waits for instant noodles.

RWBY Volume Five: Lionheart in the Climax

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After being defeated by a young, possessed farm boy, a headmaster is murdered by a floating jellyfish.

RWBY Weapons:

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Even the songs admit everything is also a gun.

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(Yeah, I'm a girl, but I'm also a gun)

 

Edit: 500 posts! Yoot!

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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan

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Every light in the sky is an enemy, but our hopes for the future ride on a charismatic, seemingly crazy leader from an underground village, and his brother who digs holes. Oh, and their giant mechs.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

 

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The thief of always

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My life

 

The name of the wind

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How a kid with PTSD, grows up to ruin his life while trying to make it better...

So I guess this one's also my life

 

A spell for chameleon

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This guy spends a bunch of time trying to get over the fact that his girlfriend is super ugly and stupid... But also somehow pretty and smart????

Oh, and he also goes on a life-changing adventure and finds his true self, and blah blah blah...

 

The Poison Wood Bible 

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Tears... Just tears

 

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Hoid (in general):

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A food enthusiast goes on a quest to introduce waffles and instant noodles to the universe.

 

Allomancer Jak:

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An aspiring adventurer has an ego that's almost as bottomless as the pits he constantly falls into.

One of those pits is a lack of grammatical knowledge, as pointed out by Handerwyrm.

 

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