Draginon he/him Posted July 23, 2017 Posted July 23, 2017 12 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Romeo and Juliet Hide contents Two teens meet, get married, and commit double suicide and 4 other deaths Alternatively: Spoiler A tale of smitten at first sight and teens making dumb choices after knowing each other for less time than a Disney Princess romance 2
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 Epic Mickey Spoiler A mouse, a rabbit, and a gremlin defeat a demonic sludge monster by splashing acid on its veins and blowing it up with fireworks to get back the mouse's heart back after it was ferociously ripped out of its chest by the demonic sludge monster. Rated E for everyone!
Draginon he/him Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 Mistborn (still reading but my funny plot explanation) Spoiler Let's overthrow an empire! Brought to you by Allomancy, the magic users preferred magic.
Erandeni he/him Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 Ship of Magic: Spoiler A monk and a ship fall in love, the monk's father buy him for the ship, so she can be happy and work.
Taliax none (name only) Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 Alloy of Law: Spoiler A man kills the woman he loves, then tries to kill an immortal guy to himself feel better. Shadows of Self: Spoiler Turns out the woman he loves is a psychopath and mass murderer, and is also immortal. He kills her again anyway. Haven't finished Bands of Mourning so I can't do that one yet. 3
Draginon he/him Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 Peter and the Starcatchers Spoiler Here's Peter Pan's origin story. Please ignore the origin Barrie wrote. 5
Steeldancer he/him Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 43 minutes ago, Draginon said: Peter and the Starcatchers Hide contents Here's Peter Pan's origin story. Please ignore the origin Barrie wrote. Oh come on that series was really good.
Draginon he/him Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Flash said: Oh come on that series was really good. I like it as well, it's more a joke how people keep making origin stories to old characters when there already is an origin available. 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted July 28, 2017 Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) Spoiler Mistborn Fa: Con man convinces orphan girl to pretend to have a family in order to gain people's trust. Mistborn WoA : Said Conman starts Armageddon Edited July 28, 2017 by Nathrangking
StrikerEZ he/him Posted July 28, 2017 Posted July 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Spoiler Mistborn Fa: Con man convinces orphan girl to pretend to have a family in order to gain people's trust. Mistborn WoA : Said Conman starts Armageddon Might wanna put that in spoilers
Nathrangking he/him Posted July 28, 2017 Posted July 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said: Might wanna put that in spoilers I thank you for your correction.
StrikerEZ he/him Posted July 28, 2017 Posted July 28, 2017 32 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: I thank you for your correction. They're still showing up as not in spoilers.
Nathrangking he/him Posted July 28, 2017 Posted July 28, 2017 Warbreaker Spoiler King sends wrong daughter to tyrant king in an effort to keep the better one for the throne. 1
Erandeni he/him Posted July 29, 2017 Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) Warbreaker: Spoiler A god doesn't believe in his own religion and when he finally does, he kills himself. Edited July 30, 2017 by Idealistic grammar 1
Draginon he/him Posted July 29, 2017 Posted July 29, 2017 Mistborn 1 (not finished but this funny thought came to mind) Spoiler Brandon Sanderson does his take on Oliver Twist. 1
Exalted Posted July 30, 2017 Posted July 30, 2017 Another shot at the Potter books: Philosopher's Stone: Spoiler An 11-year-old boy discovers that mortal peril is the only effective way to craft friendships. Chamber of Secrets: Spoiler A sewage-inhabiting snake terrorizes a school while three preteens and a bathroom ghost fight back. Prisoner of Azkaban: Spoiler A magical school plays host to Death incarnate while an escaped prison dog reflects on his life choices. Goblet of Fire: Spoiler A convicted spy rigs a magical tournament so that his boss's mortal nemesis is guaranteed to win. Order of the Phoenix: Spoiler A newly-resurrected villain seeks to ensnare the hero in order to gain access to a poetry archive. Half-Blood Prince: Spoiler A 16-year-old boy spends a year clumsily trying to kill his headmaster, only to have his chemistry teacher do it instead. Deathly Hallows: Spoiler A young wizard unites a trio of magical artifacts to become the Master of Death, and promptly dies. 11
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 Elantris Spoiler Dead man walking marries his widow 2
StrikerEZ he/him Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) The Cosmere Spoiler Hey, you remember that random peasant? He actually connects every book! Plus there's 16 guys carrying around dead pieces of a god. Edited August 6, 2017 by StrikerEZ 6
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, StrikerEZ said: The Cosmere Hide contents Hey, you remember that random peasant? He actually connects every book! Plus there's 16 guys carrying around dead pieces of a god. The Cosmere Alternatively Spoiler Interplanetary thief roams the universe in search of a way to stop a serial killer. Edited August 6, 2017 by Nathrangking
Taliax none (name only) Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 Bands of Mourning: Spoiler A woman plans for every possible situation, then still gets in over head. And then suddenly ALIENS 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 SoS Spoiler Man discovers that his murdered wife is alive and then she commits suicide.
Shqueeves Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 Kung Fu Panda 2 Spoiler A fat ninja-panda is distraught when he finds out a goose isn't his father 6
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) The Way of Kings Spoiler A depressed young man with a dead brother thinks he might be going insane, a clever young woman with a dead brother thinks she might be going insane, and a weary old warlord with a dead brother thinks he might be going insane. Turns out, they're supposed to save the world. Words of Radiance Spoiler In the second of a ten-book series, the end of the world begins. Wha??? The Well of Ascension Spoiler After two successive climaxes, the namesake of the book finally appears in the last couple chapters. Edited September 10, 2017 by Firerust Rewording 14
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) SOtD Spoiler A trapper saves the life of the women who is trying to destroy his way of life. Edited August 8, 2017 by Nathrangking 1
Taliax none (name only) Posted August 8, 2017 Posted August 8, 2017 Love the WoK one @Firerust! Also @Nathrangking, the acronym would be SotD, right? Maybe I'm just dumb but I didn't know what you were talking about until I read the spoiler. ^^; 1
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