Voidus Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 So I've been trading increasingly terrible cosmere related puns for the last 10 minutes with a friend and I remembered we used to have a thread on that which I can't find, so I'm going to pseudo-necro it for those who mist their chances last time, let the groaning begin! 3
Delightful Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Was 'mist their chances' the first one? Ie haven't yet been Snapped into pun-wielding. Edited January 31, 2014 by Delightful 5
Delightful Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) I just Lifted your dinner. It was too plain, though - needed more awesomesauce. .....(Is THAT why Brandon called her Lift? ) Edited January 31, 2014 by Delightful 14
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 Now you ruined the comedic standarts we tried to preserve. Given that this topic was returned the popularity of puns seems to be waxing after it Waned, just make sure it can keep its color. 16
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 anyone who doesn't find this thread to be funny must have a steel heart. Oh snap, I'm an allomancer. 9
Macen he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Posted January 31, 2014 Now you ruined the comedic standarts we tried to preserve. Given that this topic was returned the popularity of puns seems to be waxing after it Waned, just make sure it can keep its color. Not big on correcting someone, but I think Waxed and Wayned is what you were going for. I, myself, am terrible with puns - so now I take my leave. 3
Popular Post GreyPilgrim he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Popular Post Posted January 31, 2014 This pun is so bad there will be no Survivors. 25
Popular Post Voidus Posted February 1, 2014 Author Popular Post Posted February 1, 2014 Come on guys, a little more enthusiasm! We have to Honor these puns, the Endowment of cosmere-punning ability shows our Devotion towards the Preservation of truly terrific humour! So let's not Ruin all of our fun, but spread the joy involved with the Cultivation of puns, which will eventually lead to our Domination of the entire world with cosmere related humour!Also Odium somehow :S 44
Delightful Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 Galladon, come quickly - I've found Wit! This is so meta - but we need three more before David will consider us for a bad metaphor... 5
Aether he/him Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 This pun is so bad there will be no Survivors. I liked it! In fact, I might Return later to laugh at it even more. 8
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) Finaly, it seems people have awakened to good humor. Are we all in agreement to this? Edit: spelling as Aether pointed out. (Althoug are was emphasised to make the Aon reference more obvious.) Edited February 1, 2014 by Edgedancer 1
Aether he/him Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 Finaly, it seems people have awakend to good humor. ARE we all in agrement to this? I'll let these small spelling mistake Slide. Though you should Seek to not make similar ones in the future. 3
Popular Post Quiver he/him Posted February 6, 2014 Popular Post Posted February 6, 2014 I steel can't think of a decent pun for this thread. Sorry guys; anytime I have a surge of inspiration, it's burned away. I've tapped all my creative resources, and I just can't seem to lash onto a good idea. I actually had a brilliant idea while I was sleeping, but by the time I awakened, it was gone. At this rate I'm going to span all my time reeding these without coming up with any of my own. 33
Swimmingly he/him Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 If I read any more of these, I'm gonna have to take aspren; the puns just make me want to lurch away and Hoid from humanity. They are Breathtaking, and not in a good way of saykings it. It takes every Shard of self-control I have not to push my phone into a dumpster, or better yet, burn it until I can tap it flake by flake into somewhere it will never Return from. 13
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 My my now lets not be a pun-crasher. We can all pun in harmony. 5
Quiver he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 So long as no one spikes our drinks, you mean. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Yes spiked drinks would lead to a bloody end. 1
Quiver he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 That's why I don't drink, really. Things tend to get messy.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Why be so end-negative? The surge of good humor you get from a spiked drink will be worth it. You should try it sometime. Be courageous enough to snap. 2
Quiver he/him Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 I can't help it. I'm just not an end-positive kind of guy. The world always seems pretty drab to me. 1
Psychocon he/him Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 I hate to Steel someone's pun, but I only have a Shard of Honor. 4
Delightful Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Stop Snapping at me, the steel in your tone is unnaceptable. If you continue to Lash out at everyone you can Push us all into Ruin. You're Edgedancing on the brink of a void and if you dont take better care in Preserving your life, you are going to Shatter everyone who feels any Devotion towards our Honourable family. This is not the Ideal way to live and I can hardly say you are a Radiant example to your peers. 9
Quiver he/him Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 I had to do a bit of housework this morning. Had to get rid of a bunch of spirit webs in the ceilings- I hate spiders. The whole ordeals left me rather lifeless. 2
Metacognition he/him Posted February 15, 2014 Posted February 15, 2014 It's a good thing we all like puns And all see 'em as Shards of Brilliance in a Drab world. I'm sure we will be Vin-dicated for our Devotion when we Iron out the kinks. 5
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