king of nowhere Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Flynn said: Problem: Your friend offers you a cookie that your other friend tell you not to eat Remember that there's always another secret! you analyze the cookie in detail and find out that your friends (both sanderfans) put a small metal spike in it to pull a prank. you remove it, then you enjoy the cookie. Problem: it's bloody cold outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Remember the devices in BoM that kept them warm? Remember there are always ways to stay warm. If a coat isn't good enough to keep you warm, there are devices made to keep you warm. You can buy hand and feet warmers fairly cheap that stay warm up to 10 hours. Long enough to make it through the day anyway. Problem: I'm stuck at work for 4 more hours! T-T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felt Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Take some Cadmium to pass the time... If you can't find any that works the way you want, hit yourself on the head with a Sanderson book, it will probably be big enough to knock you out for the rest of your shift Problem: your kids don't want to drink their smoothies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exalted Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Solution: Tell them that their smoothies are actually Awesomeness and that drinking them will provide them internal Awesomeness that gives magic powers. Problem: It's late and you can't sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Exalted Dungeon Master said: Problem: It's late and you can't sleep. Solution: Go leaping around in the mists pretending you're a Mistborn. Who needs sleep? Problem: Your leg hair sheds like crazy (actual problem). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telmond Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Problem: Your leg hair sheds like crazy (actual problem). answer: pretend your an epic with the amazing power to lose leg hair. ( you can always shave your leg hair of if it bothers you) problem: I can't get enough people to read Brandon so I have no one to talk to about his books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 That is a problem, and one I've experienced as well, but you've already solved your own problem. Your here at the shard. The greatest gathering of Sanderfans anywhere. We love talking about all things Brandon. (I know it's not quite the same... T-T) Problem: Your bike is stuck in a tree... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telmond Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 You must be very talented to somehow get your bike stuck in a tree. Solution- if Kaladin can surgebind to fly, you can easily climb a tree (or fly up it) to retrieve your bike. Problem- running out of gas in the middle of nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manukos Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 eaaaaasy solution- do like Fleet, and start running problem - i am taking an exam in seven days and i cannot concentrate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormyQueen Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 24 minutes ago, Manukos said: problem - i am taking an exam in seven days and i cannot concentrate "When all else fails, use sexual innuendo." -Blushweaver (Warbreaker) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 XD! Have an upvote because that might actually work for remembering some facts. Just to keep it going I'll add a problem. Problem: You have pancakes but no syrup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telmond Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just eat the pancakes plain with the knowledge that it will turn into stormlight and make you awesome like lift!!!!! ( chocolate also works) Problem- that moment when your on the toilet with no toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, Telmond said: Just eat the pancakes plain with the knowledge that it will turn into stormlight and make you awesome like lift!!!!! ( chocolate also works) Problem- that moment when your on the toilet with no toilet paper Answer: Do like a poor dark eyed farmer, and use a super valuable painting instead. Problem: Trouble focusing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 On 19 January 2017 at 1:04 AM, Secrets said: Answer: Do like a poor dark eyed farmer, and use a super valuable painting instead. Problem: Trouble focusing Snap into a zinc; zinc twinborn, Compound feruchemical mental speed Problem: i keep burning my mac 'n' cheese 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 23 minutes ago, Flynn said: Problem: i keep burning my mac 'n' cheese Answer: Look at the bright side. At least it isn't one of Rock's 'specialties'. Problem: Stuck in the friendzone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Elenion said: Answer: Look at the bright side. At least it isn't one of Rock's 'specialties'. Problem: Stuck in the friendzone. Be like Kelsier. Just keep smiling, and never give up. I'm living proof that you can overcome the infamous friend zone. I married mine and will be celebrating our 10 year anniversary Wednesday. It takes timing and confidence. You can do it! Problem: stuck going to a party I don't want to attend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starspren Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 2 hours ago, DarkJester said: Be like Kelsier. Just keep smiling, and never give up. I'm living proof that you can overcome the infamous friend zone. I married mine and will be celebrating our 10 year anniversary Wednesday. It takes timing and confidence. You can do it! Problem: stuck going to a party I don't want to attend... Answer: Tell them you're Wit and insult everyone. Problem: I can't find any motivation to write that paper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted January 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Starspren said: Problem: I can't find any motivation to write that paper. Imagine Vin, barely literate and yet making complex research because the world needed her. You! the word needs you! what would elend think of you? Go back to your paper. Problem: you can't think of any good problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turos Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 On 1/22/2017 at 4:00 PM, king of nowhere said: Problem: you can't think of any good problem C'mon gon, I've got a cousin who's real good at coming up with problems, real good ones, like this: Problem: I'm my own grandpa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJester Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 So what your saying is that you married a widow that also had a daughter. Then your dad fell in love with said daughter, and decided to marry her, thus downgrading him to your son-in-law. Then again, you could say your step daughter upgraded to your mother. As if that wasn't confusing enough, you went on to have a baby, who became your father's brother-in-law. Of course that means that your son was also your uncle. Not one to be out done though, I assume your father and his wife also had a child, which you would then be the grandfather of. That aside, there is also the fact that you have married your own grandmother, since her daughter, is now your mother. All that being said... If your married to your own Grandma, then you would also be your own Grandpa... So yeah... I can see where this is definitely a problem... Hmmmm... Folks. I don't really know that Brandon is the solution to this problem... Perhaps you should check with George R. R. Martin... This seems like it's more up his alley. Anywho.... Problem: The neighborhood has been over run by can eating pigmy goats... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 hour ago, DarkJester said: Problem: The neighborhood has been over run by can eating pigmy goats... Sounds like your neighborhood needs some Autonomy. Therefore, use the Bavadin approach to the problem and seal your borders. Problem: Dung on your shoe (no, not Sadeas, actual dung). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connormce10 Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Elenion said: Problem: Dung on your shoe (no, not Sadeas, actual dung). Make like Slave Kaladin and scrape it off with your fingers! Problem: Your home has inexplicably and irreversibly shrunk to the size of a sugar cube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 (edited) If Shallan can trek across a barren wasteland with a bunch of slave masters, then you can handle living in a hotel. Problem: Someone is holding a gun to your head and yelling at you to give him "all the magics" Edited February 14, 2017 by The Technovore Editing for autocorrect screw-ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Drop a pile of Cosmere books on his head. I understand from Alcatraz that they're very good as emergency bludgeoning tools. Problem: The Borg are coming to assimilate your world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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