game New Year's Resolutions

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

So, this game is fairly simple. When it's your turn, you name one (silly or serious) resolution of your own, and come up with a silly resolution for the next person. Like this: 

In 2017, by averaging 350 words per day, I will finish the rough draft of my WIP. 

In 2017, the next person will eat precisely one gummy bear every day at 3:17 PM on the dot. 

Edited December 28, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[PlanetReelo she/her]

In 2017, I'm hoping to get back in shape, as I put on a bit of happy weight after I got married!

In 2017, the person below me will post a picture of a toaster as their avatar

[Straw he/him]

In 2017, I hope to spend more time on the SE discord.

In 2017, the person below me will join the Pug Reddit.

[Mirdrim]

In 2017, I hope to bench press over 300lbs, deadlift over 500lbs, and squat over 400lbs.

In 2017, the person below me will discover their inner passion for glitter-related crafts.

[Zathoth]

In 2017 I will get Skyverea (My web novel) into a presentable form.

In 2017 the person below will find out they are secretly an alien experiment and go on an awesome space adventure.

[Bartimaeus he/him]

In 2017  I will read the rest of Brandon Sanderson works.

In 2017 the next person after me will meet Hoid and go on crazy adventures with him.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Lucky me.

In 2017, I will start a webcomic with some of my OCs.

In 2017, the person below me will add a picture of a narwhal to their signature.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

Well yeah, but it'll be an invisible narwhal!

In 2017, I will write three short stories that have been brewing in my mind.

The person below me will awaken the Eldritch God of Rabbits.

[+Slowswift]

A better end to the world than Trumpmageddon, to be sure.  

In 2017, I will finally finish my first novel! Which I began last year! Yay me!

And, in 2017, the person below shall eat their way through this entire list.

Twice.

Before March.

Edited December 29, 2016 by Slowswift

[Voidus]

*looks at first sandwich in list*
SOLD!

In 2017 I will post at least once in WHIO. Also finish my first video game finally. (Well first full game anyway)

In 2017 the person below shall ask for a cookie in the introduction subforums. 

[Delightful]

Well I never had an into thread soo...

In 2017 I will better figure out this adulting thing.

Thanks autocorrect, in 2017 the person below me will better figure out this adulating thing.

[Sunbird she/her]

Lol, I think I'm already pretty good at adulation.... I'm still figuring out the adulting, though. XD

In 2017 I will finish reading all the books I've bought but haven't gotten around to reading.

In 2017, the person after me will try at least 3 unusual new foods.

[Exalted]

In 2017, I will actually finish out my two D&D campaigns (which have both been running for over a year), and actually write at least a novella-length story. (Both of these were from 2016...whoops.)

In 2017, the person below me will read all of the released Mistborn-related books. In reverse order.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Considering I haven't read all the Era 2 books yet, that will be interesting.  

In 2017, I will make my first apartment less first apartment-y. 

In 2017, the person below me will, for a period of time up to one day, reinvent their online persona as Lazy Boy, the superhero who never leaves their armchair. 

[Delightful]

YOU WANT A RESOLUTION I WANT A REVELATION.

 

It had to be said >___>

 

I deeply apologise.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

20 minutes ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

YOU WANT A RESOLUTION I WANT A REVELATION.

 

It had to be said >___>

 

I deeply apologise.

You ruined 2017.

[Delightful]

1 hour ago, Orlion Determined said:

You ruined 2017.

Psh, I just *made* 2017