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Posted
2 hours ago, Delightful said:

*resists urge to make a bad pun about paradoxes*

I thought your rep was pretty high for someone newish :P 

Do eeeet. EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY AS QUEEN OF THE PARADOXICAL PUNS!!

Posted
1 hour ago, AnanasSpren said:

Do eeeet. EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY AS QUEEN OF THE PARADOXICAL PUNS!!

It's so paradoxical that you would change your name when you could just go by Paradox Spren and make everything easier for us. 

 

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i think that's my revenge for "hey wouldn't it be delightful if Delightful......"

Posted
28 minutes ago, Delightful said:

It's so paradoxical that you would change your name when you could just go by Paradox Spren and make everything easier for us. 

 

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i think that's my revenge for "hey wouldn't it be delightful if Delightful......"

That sounds like a positively Delightful idea xd

Posted
9 hours ago, Delightful said:

Nobody has yet answered how one smashes a burger. 

@AnanasSpren another Aussie! Hi! Where does your name come from?

Step 1: Acquire Hammer

Step 2: ?????????????

Step 3: Profit.

7 hours ago, AnanasSpren said:

It's me, Paradox x) I'm just visiting family, trying to find work haha. And I would say one smashes a burger with a spiked hammer

EDIT: and ananasis the most common non English word for Pineapple, at least in Europe's case. (From what I gathered from my nonnative English speaking colleagues during farm work anyway)

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Posted
9 hours ago, Delightful said:

Nobody has yet answered how one smashes a burger. 

I believe what they do is form the beef into balls, or thick discs, and then smash them with the flat end of a spatula just after placing them on the grill. 

Posted
16 hours ago, Delightful said:

A) how do you smash a burger?  They're fairly soft. 

B) by Gabrielle Bellot, isn't this pretty? 

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c) I was talking to a therapist about brain weasels, apparently it's a legit technique called externalising. (Ie "I'm such an idiot"/"my brain is telling me I'm such an idiot" is still *you* to a degree but "the brain weasels are lying to me" is a completely different way of thinking)  so @Kaymyth(?) who introduced the term here: you're awesome. 

 

Re: smashed burgers - what Twi said.  They mash the beef down into a patty on the grill, making them good and flat, so there's still plenty of room to pile tasty stuff like mushrooms on top and still get your mouth around it.

And yes, I introduced the brain weasels to the Shard, though I cannot claim them as an original invention.

Posted
1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I believe what they do is form the beef into balls, or thick discs, and then smash them with the flat end of a spatula just after placing them on the grill. 

So "smashed" really stand more for flattened for efficiency's sake?

Posted
3 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Sure, but we're Americans so we use "smashed" because "Smashburger" sounds like more fun than "Flatburger." :P 

Fair argument. The name does sound rather impressive.:ph34r:

Posted
2 hours ago, Edgedancer said:

I think TRUFFLE MUSHROOM SWISS sounds fancy.:P

It is AMAZEBALLS

Posted
6 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

You tell sad stories. :(

Other choices involve McDonalds (which do serve pretty good fries and shakes) and the cremmy swedish place which burger meat is only like 80% meat.

 

Posted
10 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

The more I read about Jared Leto's method acting, the more worried I become for the quality of Suicide Squad. :mellow:

Go on?

Posted
8 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I'm reading the linked article now, and it's not allaying my fears. 

Yeah he's really not getting it. He is being annoying disturbing, not funny disturbing, he is not even cool disturbing. And when a random guy on the internet does entertaining disturbing better he really shouldnt have gotten the role.

I dont read a lot of comics, but Ive always seen The Joker somewhat sophisticated. Jared feels more like a douche running a prank youtube channel.

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I’ve said this before, but I think it’s inevitable that Jared Leto will eventually become so immersed in the Joker’s personality that he will become the character and start committing weird, violent crimes. At that point, Affleck will have no choice but to don the Batsuit and pursue him, in the hopes that by embracing Leto’s twisted reality, he can be returned to sanity — or brought to justice. Possibly in time for the twenty-fifth anniversary movie of My So-Called Life.

I like this comment.

A prank channel turning disturbing is a decent idea for a creepy pasta...

Posted
10 minutes ago, Morzathoth said:

A prank channel turning disturbing is a decent idea for a creepy pasta...

There is a disturbing howtobasic youtube channel. Can't say more, 'cause spoilers.

Posted
Just now, Oversleep said:

There is a disturbing howtobasic youtube channel. Can't say more, 'cause spoilers.

Are you thinking of Alantutorial?

Still need to watch that.

Posted

Well, if you think Leto is disturbing, think about this: people find a psychopath (that randomly maims, tortures and kills for the lols) charismatic. Who's the real Clown Prince of Crime monstrosity? Not I. Not...I...

 

Still think the less Leto is in the movie, the better.

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