Retrac he/him Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 I'll take that and burn it. Burn court order ashes anyone.
NameIess Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Perfect! Even more evidence! I've got a SWAT team banging on someone's door.
Retrac he/him Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Oh I'll take that. My friend has a problem with stealing. I'll give it to her. Anyone want a crime lord. I'm free inbetween 9am and 10pm.
Failsafe she/her Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 I'll take it! Expand my criminal underground. Who wants a restraining order?
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) ill take it I have the unrecognizable shredded remains of a restraining order Edited March 29, 2020 by DoomStick
AonEne he/him Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 *takes and disposes of it* Er, I have a lack of a criminal record? What can I get for that? 1
NameIess Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Perfect! I really needed that. Now Retrac can't blackmail me anymore. I have a criminal record. 1
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 I’ll take it. Now I can gift it to Nameless. I have a bundle of rotten carrots.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Seems fancy, I like it. I have some aged meat with a garnish of matured carrots. 1
Silva Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Delicious. *disposes of it the moment Luna's back is turned* I've got the broken off tip of a pencil. Still plenty pointy. Edited March 30, 2020 by Silva
Retrac he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 On 3/29/2020 at 11:15 AM, Nameless said: Perfect! I really needed that. Now Retrac can't blackmail me anymore. I have a criminal record. Hahaha nice.
NameIess Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 On 3/30/2020 at 7:27 PM, Silva said: I've got the broken off tip of a pencil. Still plenty pointy. Perfe... You know, I really don't have a use for that. Oh well, I guess i'll take it anyways. I've got a chunk of mystery metal wrapped in plastic wrap and suspended in an vial of water that's indestructible from the outside. Should take twenty years or so for the plastic wrap to decay. Although I might have owned it for nineteen.
Ishar Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Nameless said: I've got a chunk of mystery metal wrapped in plastic wrap and suspended in an vial of water that's indestructible from the outside. Should take twenty years or so for the plastic wrap to decay. Although I might have owned it for nineteen. This sounds explosive! Fun! (*crosses fingers and mutters under breath "Please be cesium"*) I've got 2 kilograms of 80% Carbon 14
BeaverBuster Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 sweet, I've been needing some of that for a chemistry experiment I will trade the most valuable thing in existence right now........... a single roll of toilet paper
Retrac he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 I'll take that. And burn it hahahaha. We shall all suffer now. I have a guitar neck.
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, BeaverBuster said: sweet, I've been needing some of that for a chemistry experiment I would love to know what you are going to use it for. 3 hours ago, BeaverBuster said: I will trade the most valuable thing in existence right now........... a single roll of toilet paper What about a bottle of Purell? 3 hours ago, Retrac said: I have a guitar neck. I'll take that, and burn it. We seem to be burning a lot of things on this thread. I've got some firestarter. Edited April 3, 2020 by Ishar
Retrac he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 Yes. Now I can burn more things. Evil laughter. I have a signed Way of Kings that fell in a lake.
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Retrac said: I have a signed Way of Kings that fell in a lake. Sounds too hard to burn... Somebody else can have it...
NameIess Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Retrac said: I have a signed Way of Kings that fell in a lake. I shall take it and treasure it forever. I will repair it to it's former glory, and never, Ever, Let ANYONE, burn it. I've got no time.
Failsafe she/her Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 No time means I'm busy. Perfect for surviving quarantine I have an assortment of flavors of boxed rice.
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Ooh, cool! Food storage! I've got a stick, but it refuses to be fire.
Failsafe she/her Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Nice! I have a fire that refuses to be a stick
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Not even for Stormlight? Yeesh. Well, I guess I need something to cook my rice... I have instant noodles.
Failsafe she/her Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Ooh! *Crunch* I have a flavor packet for instant noodles
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Those noodles didn't need it anyway (inhales flavor packet and becomes flavourful) I have some flavourful meat
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