Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a couch that may or may not be inhabited by Scottish people!

I have a questionable pastry.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a baby.

I have a dog bone.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a shark tooth!

I have a mediocre drawing of Nicholas Cage.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have an old bagel.

I have a Thunderclast.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Have a life-size model of Carthage (the city)

I have a Lightsaber

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here, have some dandelion seeds!

I have a cardboard box filled with smaller cardboard boxes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a slightly burnt cake.

I have a spinning top.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a weird smoke monster from Tal Dorei.

I have a pair of headphones.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have a dead AAA battery.

I have a fancy pencil.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a quality eraser, shaped like a hamburger.

I have a half-functioning flashlight.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Take a quarter functioning flashlight

I have a holey bucket

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Here's some holy water.

I have an empty plastic bag.

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[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Here’s the empty shell of a hacky sack

I have a horrible school desk.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s some money. Go see a star war.

I have a banana.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a blue shell. Use it responsibly.

I have a Rainbow Road.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s Johny!

I have a singular chocolate chip.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a pair of vanilla beans. 

I have a goat with dreams of being a Broadway star.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a broken candy cane.

I have an unused toothbrush.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Have some Toothpaste

i have some expired milk!

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s an old ticket to Disneyland.

I have an angry kitten.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here's a rocket-propelled penguin.

I have a book by Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a whisker.

I have a whisk.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Here’s my first baby tooth!

I have some magic toeplant seeds.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have half a penny.

I have a crumpled sticky note.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Have this wierd lump of something I found on the sidewalk

I have half a penny