Random Stuff V - The Adminpire Strikes Back

[Orlion Blight he/him]

One should remember: Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare.

[Zathoth]

One should remember: Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare.

I thought we agreed on Shakespeare being created by a forbidden ritual?

[Rubix he/him]

As a reminder: Starting up a new thread should ONLY be done once an admin or mod has locked the previous one.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

I thought we agreed on Shakespeare being created by a forbidden ritual?

Not created, brought into this world...self made...unmade... Without beginning or end, and therefore non-existent in any temporal sense...Shakespeare is God! And who can create God but Shakespeare? And who could create Shakespeare but God, tapping forever on a cosmic typewriter and throwing dice?

God is dead, and Shakespeare has killed him! Long live the God and Shakespeare as one distinctly two singular personages!

Edited December 29, 2015 by The Orlion-Thing

[Young Bard he/him]

As a reminder: Starting up a new thread should ONLY be done once an admin or mod has locked the previous one.

 

So... does that mean you're going to lock the old thread now?

 

 

Also, I remember with the Random Stuff II/III changeover that II was left alive almost as long as it took to finish III. Is this a new rule?

Edited December 29, 2015 by The Young Bard

[ChickenPlague he/him]

*places the flag of chickens on the 100th page of a Random Stuff thread*

[RippleGylf she/her]

But wait! Random Stuff V is not dead yet! Let us continue in randomness!

[DreamEternal]

Not created, brought into this world...self made...unmade... Without beginning or end, and therefore non-existent in any temporal sense...Shakespeare is God! And who can create God but Shakespeare? And who could create Shakespeare but God, tapping forever on a cosmic typewriter and throwing dice?

God is dead, and Shakespeare has killed him! Long live the God and Shakespeare as one distinctly two singular personages!

But wasn't Shakespeare an Elder Scroll? That transcends most gods a little in the metaphysical weirdness scale.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

But wasn't Shakespeare an Elder Scroll? That transcends most gods a little in the metaphysical weirdness scale.

Shakespeare is beyond the comprehension of mere mortals

[STINK he/him]

The Rush for Rep started off with Morzathoth taking an early start! We are nearing the time to take off soon though...

[DreamEternal]

Shakespeare is beyond the comprehension of mere mortals

So it is an Elder Scroll!

[The Sovereign]

Retail is the most relatable comic strip I've ever seen. 

 

I've only got one more year of archived material to go until I'm caught up. 

 

I don't know what I'll do then….

 

Twi, thanks, this is excellent, I'm like 20 comics in and I'm already addicted. I have something to kill the rest of my thumb twiddling work day with now! Why we are open the week between Christmas and New Years is beyond me... we have to be hemorrhaging money by being here...

 

My Favorite so far:

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Twi, thanks, this is excellent, I'm like 20 comics in and I'm already addicted. I have something to kill the rest of my thumb twiddling work day with now! Why we are open the week between Christmas and New Years is beyond me... we have to be hemorrhaging money by being here...

My Favorite so far:

Oh, it gets better. Has Lunker been introduced yet?

[Edgedancer he/him]

Oh, it gets better. Has Lunker been introduced yet?

In spirit of the comic I feel that i should tell you to simply check all of the strips until this one to find out yourself but that sounds much to annoying for me to say.

[The Sovereign]

Oh, it gets better. Has Lunker been introduced yet?

Not yet, as of now it is Marla, Cooper, Stuart, and Val. I'll keep an eye (spike?) out for Lunker though.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

I have now been declared by my cousins as Queen Cornflake of the Basement Land and Exaggerated British Accents.

Being oldest can be kind of nice, sometimes.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

All quite fancy praising the Queen Cornflake and may she live long and give us nutrition... chaps! I would rather you find the light switch in this great under-land your majesty!

[Edgedancer he/him]

I have now been declared by my cousins as Queen Cornflake of the Basement Land and Exaggerated British Accents.

Being oldest can be kind of nice, sometimes.

With or without frosting? This answer will greatly influence wheter or not I shall subjugate myself to you.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

Without! For she is not a frosty Queen that makes the land endure an endless winter with no Christmas!

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Without! For she is not a frosty Queen that makes the land endure an endless winter with no Christmas!

Unlike some queens.

*Looks at Elsa*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Without! For she is not a frosty Queen that makes the land endure an endless winter with no Christmas!

 

Better than the evil witch Retailia, who forces her subjects to endure a Christmas season that begins in October and brings constant showers of angry customers upon them. 

[Edgedancer he/him]

Better than the evil witch Retailia, who forces her subjects to endure a Christmas season that begins in October and brings constant showers of angry customers upon them. 

Retalia Regalia, there appears to be a trend with horribly sadistic female rulers.

[Allomancy she/her]

Thread's not dead yet! Tis but a flesh wound.

Warning on making new threads... it tends to get combined over and over in till you just give up. I tried 3 times. None stayed by themselves.

Edited December 29, 2015 by Allomancy

[Orlion Blight he/him]

Yeah, I think the best thing to do is to wait until the admins deign to lock this thread... If they ever do, they seem to take great pleasure in our befuddlements.

[Mashadar Mistborn he/him]

Happy Birthday, Young Bard!