STINK he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Best Use of Balls? Was it just loads of balls on strings which you could run through? Now that, I would love to do.
Zathoth Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 A "Freud was right" award sounds perfect. Winterhaven sounds like someplace I never want to live, Autumnmare sounds more like my place. The month of October it turns very creepy~ Well Autumnmare probably does not exist, but it should. Hello Sharders Im bored. 4
STINK he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Hello bored. I'm STINK. Nice to meet ya. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 A "Freud was right" award sounds perfect. Winterhaven sounds like someplace I never want to live, Autumnmare sounds more like my place. The month of October it turns very creepy~ Well Autumnmare probably does not exist, but it should. Hello Sharders Im bored. You don't know the half of it. A wicked witch has cursed Winterhaven so it's always winter--always winter, but never Christmas! Seriously, someone tell Twi's mom to cut it out. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 I'm having an "I don't like customers" day. Help. 2
Zathoth Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Play a game. You get a certain amount of points for every customerWho shouts at you: 10p Who asks to be redirected to someone else: 15p Who asks you to do something that is not in your power: 20p Is polite to you during the entire conversation: 100p You drive to tears: 300p You drive to madness: 600p You cause to physically injure themselves: 700p And so on. Make up your own rules. Points can be traded for goods in the dark alley, bizarre stories, hugs, badly recorded songs and other stuff. 6
Delightful Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 And you worry you're not a good dog owner? Twi that's adorable. 2
STINK he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Play a game. You get a certain amount of points for every customer Who shouts at you: 10p Who asks to be redirected to someone else: 15p Who asks you to do something that is not in your power: 20p Is polite to you during the entire conversation: 100p You drive to tears: 300p You drive to madness: 600p You cause to physically injure themselves: 700p And so on. Make up your own rules. Points can be traded for goods in the dark alley, bizarre stories, hugs, badly recorded songs and other stuff. Can I speak to the manager?: 200p 4
The Honor Spren she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 In my city, there's a downtown district called Winterhaven. Everyone who lives there is required to decorate their homes and yards in December, and while there are a few people who do the bare minimum to avoid a fine (yeah, Winterhaven is a little harsh about the holiday cheer) most people go all-out. The entire neighborhood is lit up with electric lights, each yard painting a different glowing picture. One house this year even had a live instrumental band covering Christmas carols. All through December, people from all over clog the streets as they admire the shows. Many people bring their dogs along. This year, I was one of those people. My parents brought Mollie and I took Bruce, hoping to socialize him and teach him to stop barking at strangers. The instant he was spotted, he became the most popular dog in Winterhaven. University students wanted to take his picture. Kids wanted to pet him. Parents wanted to say hello. Bruce was a little nervous at first. I think he found all of the sights, sounds and smells overwhelming, even after he got used to them. But once the nerves wore off and he stopped barking at everyone, he rushed around, straining at the leash so he could say hello to everyone. He marveled at the lights, and when he came to a yard that had colored bulbs on the lawn, he tried to pick one up and take it along. He'd ask me to carry him every so often, but this was only so he could rest up and strain at the leash more efficiently when I set him on the ground. When we got back to the car, he laid right down on my arm and went to sleep, purring all the way home. . . . I've been there. My Pop lives in Tuscon and we visited him for Christmas one year. We went there. Small world? Did they still have that house that decorated with blue and silver lights, then put a huge dreidel in their yard? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) And you worry you're not a good dog owner? Twi that's adorable. Thanks. And with the customers thing--the reason they're getting under my skin is because one of our advisors is out today because of a serious family emergency, and another has a doctor's appointment, leaving the third all alone. So when the customers get all demanding, it's really rubbing me the wrong way. I know there's no possible way they could know all this, but it's still not helping my attitude. Edit: Yep! Another house had a gigantic menorah in their yard. It was pretty awesome. Edited December 21, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles
Orlion Blight he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Author Posted December 21, 2015 I'm having an "I don't like customers" day. Help. I mean... do you ever have an "I like customers" day? 4
Kestrel she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Sighs We had to take our foster to the vet today for heartworm. He's been on the treatment for 30 days. 30 days ago they told us to come back in 30 and they'll do the final evaluation. Today they told us to come back after 60. And that they can't do the final test until 60 days have passed. I'm sorry but what That's totally not what you told me 30 days ago. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 I mean... do you ever have an "I like customers" day? I did....once.
STINK he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 My other post reminded me of this: http://kateordie.tumblr.com/post/128645772072/ojiisanholic-facingthewaves-i-want-to-speak 3
Delightful Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 . . . I've been there. My Pop lives in Tuscon and we visited him for Christmas one year. We went there. Small world? Did they still have that house that decorated with blue and silver lights, then put a huge dreidel in their yard? Could you play with the dreidel?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Could you play with the dreidel? If you were fifteen feet tall, maybe.
ThirdGen Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 If you were fifteen feet tall, maybe. Oh good, finally one my height. 2
STINK he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Just bring a ladder on your walk to WinterVille! Simple solutions, brought to you by STINK
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 To the lady who gave ten minutes' notice before sashaying in and demanding the Royal treatment: May your day be as pleasant as you are. 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) To the lady who gave ten minutes' notice before sashaying in and demanding the Royal treatment: May your day be as pleasant as you are. Why do I get the feeling that you are hiding your innocent rage behind that friendly looking smiley? Edited December 21, 2015 by Edgedancer 2
Zathoth Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 ... I could write a horror story about Twi... I mean this in the best way possible, but you are terrifying sometimes. In the "If you didnt want me to kill your family and burn down your house you should have been nicer to me " way. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) ... I could write a horror story about Twi... I mean this in the best way possible, but you are terrifying sometimes. In the "If you didnt want me to kill your family and burn down your house you should have been nicer to me " way. Well, tecnically I just compared her to a giant mecha created by eldricht forces, but I wouldn't go as far as saying she'd burn down an innocent house. Edited December 21, 2015 by Edgedancer 2
Kobold King he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 ... I could write a horror story about Twi... I mean this in the best way possible, but you are terrifying sometimes. In the "If you didnt want me to kill your family and burn down your house you should have been nicer to me " way. You can call it "No More Sparkles at Twilight." 7
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) Why do I get the feeling that you are hiding your innocent rage behind that friendly looking smiley? You know how in Rick Riordan's Heroes of Olympus series, it turns out you can be a child of one God and a legacy of another by having said deity in your lineage somewhere? I'm pretty sure in a daughter of Pluto, legacy of Nemesis, goddess of vengeance. ... I could write a horror story about Twi... I mean this in the best way possible, but you are terrifying sometimes. In the "If you didnt want me to kill your family and burn down your house you should have been nicer to me " way. Is it weird that I kind of want to see what you'd come up with? Edited December 21, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 You know how in Rick Riordan's Heroes of Olympus series, it turns out you can be a child of one God and a legacy of another by having said deity in your lineage somewhere? I'm pretty sure in a daughter of Plugo, legacy of Nemesis, goddess of vengeance. Is it weird that I kind of want to see what you'd come up with? No, actually I don't. Perfect, now we only have to get you to read the Al Azif.
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