Random Stuff V - The Adminpire Strikes Back

[Chaos he/him]

Should have fixed it, but seriously Kipper that was not @#%#&@$ cool. I've just removed the spoiler entirely.

Spoilers should go in a particular spoiler topic not in the random stuff thread.

And yes Kipper, I am pissed off at you. You should feel like crap.

[Guest]

Dude, get your spoiler tags right, please.

 

Or don't post spoilers outside of a Star Wars topic, either one would be fine.

  

Fix the dang spoilers! Not cool!

  

Him fixing his spoilers won't fix them in your quote.

  

WHY?! D-:

At least I didn't read it, but still . . . 

  

Should have fixed it, but seriously Kipper that was not @#%#&@$ cool. I've just removed the spoiler entirely.

Spoilers should go in a particular spoiler topic not in the random stuff thread.

And yes Kipper, I am pissed off at you. You should feel like crap.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Full disclosure: This was a complete and total joke, including the messed up spoiler tag. I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE. I was thinking that someone was going to pick up on the fact that I could not have seen the Marathon yet...anyway, hope I didn't ruin anyone's day. Sorry Chaos, for the mental trauma.

[Chaos he/him]

That is not funny, and you should still feel bad for that being in extremely poor taste.

I'm sure you find it hilarious, but come on. Shame on you.

[Guest]

Your jokes are not funny, and you should still feel bad for that being in extremely poor taste.

I'm sure you find it hilarious, but come on. Shame on you.

Oh, come on. That was funny. At least I came in and said something.

[Chaos he/him]

You are testing my patience and you should admit that it was in poor taste and apologize. There's a word for doing something like that, and as you can see, people were pissed. That word you were for doing that is "jerk." Apologize.

[Guest]

Okay, I'm sorry.

Full disclosure: This was a complete and total joke, including the messed up spoiler tag. I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE. I was thinking that someone was going to pick up on the fact that I could not have seen the Marathon yet...anyway, hope I didn't ruin anyone's day. Sorry Chaos, for the mental trauma.

(emphasis mine)

[Chaos he/him]

Somehow, I don't feel like an apology that is followed with "come on! It was funny" is particularly sincere. Anyway, case closed on that. Let's get this random topic back on track.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

Midget ponies!

 

Edited December 16, 2015 by The Orlion-Thing

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

The granddaddy of all viral videos. Pause for a moment of respect.

 

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Midget ponies!

 

Donkeys are so much cooler than ponies IMO

[Orlion Blight he/him]

But will you think that after this?https://youtu.be/zz0O9VBIaWU

Edited December 16, 2015 by The Orlion-Thing

[Kobold King he/him]

In case anyone here likes the copypastas that abound on the Internet, here's one to use if anyone ever disrespects the Stormlight Archive in your presence.

 

What the storms did you just storming say about Brandon Sanderson, you little cremling? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Zahel's fencing lessons, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Parshendi, and I have won over 300 confirmed duels. I am trained in all fencing stances and I'm the top Shardbearer in the entire Alethi armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another parshmen. I will wipe you the storms out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Roshar, mark my storming words. You think you can get away with saying that crem to me over the spanreeds? Think again, cremling. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ghostbloods across Alethkar and your message is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Everstorm, cremling. The Everstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're storming dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's before I summon my Shardblade. Not only am I extensively trained in single combat, but I have access to the entire armies of the Alethi highprinces and I will use them to their full extent to wipe you off the face of the plateau, you piece of crem. If only you could have known what unhallowed retribution your little "scholarly" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your storming tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you airsick lowlander. I will blast Stormlight all over you and you will drown in it. You're storming dead, gancho.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

But will you think that after this?https://youtu.be/zz0O9VBIaWU

Yes, even more so.

[Kestrel she/her]

I failed my precal exam. Off to a great start :/ at least I had a high enough grade that I still passed the class.

Now physics tomorrow.. oh boy.

[Young Bard he/him]

I failed my precal exam. Off to a great start :/ at least I had a high enough grade that I still passed the class.

Now physics tomorrow.. oh boy.

 

Wait... you have a specific test that's just precal???

 

We just have a general 'maths' test every semester that has a little bit of everything in it. (90 minutes next year, 3 hours in my final exam.)

 

All I can say is, good luck!

 

If your primary problem is time, then do all the easy questions first, and come back for the time-consuming questions later.

 

If your primary problem is stress, then do anything that helps you to calm yourself down. (Which isn't much in the exam room, but you can... look at some of Twi's pug pictures or something beforehand.)

 

If your primary problem is just knowing it all, then see if there is a cheat sheet going around with all the basic formulas (it's a bit late to make one now, I think.) Then, memorize the cheat sheet. That way you don't have to go searching all through your textbook for the answer.)

Edited December 16, 2015 by The Young Bard

[Kestrel she/her]

We can't use a text book

All we get is a formula chart with formulas that don't work ccc:

[Chaos he/him]

We can't use a text book

All we get is a formula chart with formulas that don't work ccc:

They do work, but may not have been relevant for the given problem?

Good luck on physics! I promise, math does work! Precalculus, however, is harder than calculus in my opinion. Calculus has a distinct direction to it. Precalculus often feels like a lot of random stuff thrown in together.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I recently discovered Norm Feuti's comic strip Retail.

This is just like my life.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOIT IT BEFORE

[Allomancy she/her]

So.... close.... to..... break...... must.... survive..... long.... enough....

so... close,.... yet so far... away....

spoiler about the image

the cat is me. The food is the break

[Stormgate he/him]

Gouda

That was a cheesy attempt at randomness.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

Gouda

That was a cheesy attempt at randomness.

How did it turn out? Did it go your whey?

[Stormgate he/him]

It could have, but I would have had to milk it for it to work. I admit it, I bleu it.

[Kestrel she/her]

They do work, but may not have been relevant for the given problem?

Good luck on physics! I promise, math does work! Precalculus, however, is harder than calculus in my opinion. Calculus has a distinct direction to it. Precalculus often feels like a lot of random stuff thrown in together.

its always felt like to me that they don't work? I'm sure I'm using the right equation.

Precal is basically that. Its like they just took overflow concepts from algebra and stuck them in there with some calc that has no correlation.

[+Slowswift]

STUDENT: "Can we please turn down the temperature so it's not Satan's inferno?

TEACHER: No.

STUDENT: Why not?

TEACHER: Because I'm Satan!

 

Fin Lit is surprisingly entertaining.

[Mailliw73 he/him]

STUDENT: "Can we please turn down the temperature so it's not Satan's inferno?

TEACHER: No.

STUDENT: Why not?

TEACHER: Because I'm Satan!

 

Fin Lit is surprisingly entertaining.

Coach Kelly?