Kestrel she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 This is power that should never rest in mortal hands. 4
Mistrunner Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Truly, Homo sapiens has reached its zenith. There's nowhere to go from here but down.Yes, down... to the fire pit to roast some wicked awesome s'mores. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Yes, down... to the fire pit to roast some wicked awesome s'mores. I like your thinking. Also. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I like your thinking. Also. As do I. And as for that fanfic--it's not "bad." "Bad" fanfic ships characters who should not be shipped. Examples hidden in the spoiler, as they are....disturbing. The most notorious of the Potter fandom is probably Fred/George, though I've seen Ron/Ginny before. There's also Voldemort/Bellatrix, and Voldemort/Harry is popular for reasons that probably involve a pact with some demonic entity. Oddly enough, Fenrir Greyback doesn't have any shippers I've seen. Guess you have to draw the line somewhere. 3
Zathoth Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Harry/Hedwig/The whomping willow is my OTP. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) As do I. And as for that fanfic--it's not "bad." "Bad" fanfic ships characters who should not be shipped. Examples hidden in the spoiler, as they are....disturbing. The most notorious of the Potter fandom is probably Fred/George, though I've seen Ron/Ginny before. There's also Voldemort/Bellatrix, and Voldemort/Harry is popular for reasons that probably involve a pact with some demonic entity. Oddly enough, Fenrir Greyback doesn't have any shippers I've seen. Guess you have to draw the line somewhere. I am struggling to imagine a demonic entity that exists solely to perpetuate bad ships on the Internet. You have summoned me, small one... "Yes, my lord. I have summoned you with the blood of this goat under the full moon so you could enact your true purpose on this planet!" Ah... and do you know what my true purpose is...? "To leave this wretched earth smoldering in its ashes, I should think! Let the desolation begin!" What? No... a destroyed earth can't propagate shipping... "Pardon?" Shipping... the most powerful and easily corrupted source of energy in the multiverse. Yesss... "I don't understand." Oh, but you will... you write a story and submit it to Fanfiction.net upon my command... "Er, yes, my lord?" The story must revolve around Elsa and Anna from Disney's Frozen... in a romantic context... "What. They're--aren't they sisters?" Yesss... do it... let the foul shipping flow through you... "Ugh. I'm sending you back to hell." Edited December 10, 2015 by Kobold King 5
Mistrunner Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Oh no, people have turned the conversation to really bad ships. Oh great spaghetti rhinoceros pugs, no. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Oh no, people have turned the conversation to really bad ships. Oh great spaghetti rhinoceros pugs, no. Was that a call for a pug-centered change in topic? Because Bruce likes to pluck candy canes off our Christmas tree. 3
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Oh no, people have turned the conversation to really bad ships. Oh great spaghetti rhinoceros pugs, no. I'm not quite sure what a spaghetti rhinoceros pug is, but I really need to find out. 1
Voidus Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Was that a call for a pug-centered change in topic? Because Bruce likes to pluck candy canes off our Christmas tree. I thought Mistrunner was just declaring an affection for a spaghetti/rhinoceros/pug OTT. 1
Mistrunner Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I thought Mistrunner was just declaring an affection for a spaghetti/rhinoceros/pug OTT. AAAAAAAAAAAH
Voidus Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 AAAAAAAAAAAH Is the scream because I was wrong? Or because I was right and it's just a squee of excitement?
Aonar he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Had the school Christmas concert today. Between part-timing as vice principal, and being treated for early stage skin-cancer, my music teacher's been out of the class about 70% of the time, leaving us (most of the time) with subs who had no clue what they were doing. Most of our rehearsals over the last couple weeks have sucked, we've had to throw out two pieces because we were simple incapable of doing them, nearly threw out a third, and our concert for the schoolboard administration yesterday failed. Majorly. We rocked it. The flutes screwed up pretty bad once, a couple of our alto saxes were a little squeaky, and I managed to bring the wrong version of one of my pieces (sight-reading a harmony part you've never even looked at before on the fly for the end of semester concert is fun, let me tell you ), but we actually did really good. Probably the best concert I've been a part of so far. 6
Zathoth Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Ah, I recognize that XD All the rehearsals suck, then you get on stage and somehow everything ends up being amazing. It is fun when that happens. Of course I have had the opposite happen as well, we did a jazzed up folk song once, aside some solos here and there it went catastrophic... 1
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) I should not make notes for mythology lessons late at night. They end up having sentences like "she swore to never harm another living shrub" in them. Edit: Why did you change they into the, autocorrect. Why do you not recognize real words? Edited December 10, 2015 by Mashadar Mistborn 4
Mistrunner Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Is the scream because I was wrong? Or because I was right and it's just a squee of excitement?It was half pain, half terrified agony. 1
Voidus Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I should not make notes for mythology lessons late at night. They end up having sentences like "she swore to never harm another living shrub" in them. Edit: Why did you change they into the, autocorrect. Why do you not recognize real words? I do a fair bit of research into mythology and I am now greatly curious as to what this was about.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 It was half pain, half terrified agony. I'll have to show you pug shipping later. 1
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) I do a fair bit of research into mythology and I am now greatly curious as to what this was about. In the Theseus myth, he meets a bandit named Sinis who kills passersby by stretching them between pine trees. When Theseus fights him, his daughter, Perigone, hides in the bushes and swears that if she survives, she'll never harm another shrub. Theseus lets her go and she raises a whole family of bush protectors. Edited December 10, 2015 by Mashadar Mistborn
Young Bard he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 First, Google "random pug." Then, picture a pug named Bruno. Imagine him watching Bolt, remaining calm for most of the movie until the moment when it looks like Penny will hug the real Bolt, but she hugs the understudy instead. Now imagine Bruno leaping off the couch, barking at the screen as though to lecture Penny for not realizing the real Bolt was right there. That actually happened, by the way. I googled random pug. This was the first result. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I'll have to show you pug shipping later. As promised, pug shipping. So of the pug pages I follow, two are dedicated to individual pugs and not just pugs in general: Minnie and Max, and Matti the Pug. Minnie and Max are brother and sister (Minnie in red, Max in green). Matti is a fun, fashionable girl pug who just so happens to live near Minnie and Max. And apparently, there's a spark between her and Max. This is significant. Matti is a very eligible bachelorette, yet she spurns the advances of male pugs who aren't Max. Because what she and Max have is special. You don't just find that every day. 4
The Honor Spren she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I am struggling to imagine a demonic entity that exists solely to perpetuate bad ships on the Internet. You have summoned me, small one... "Yes, my lord. I have summoned you with the blood of this goat under the full moon so you could enact your true purpose on this planet!" Ah... and do you know what my true purpose is...? "To leave this wretched earth smoldering in its ashes, I should think! Let the desolation begin!" What? No... a destroyed earth can't propagate shipping... "Pardon?" Shipping... the most powerful and easily corrupted source of energy in the multiverse. Yesss... "I don't understand." Oh, but you will... you write a story and submit it to Fanfiction.net upon my command... "Er, yes, my lord?" The story must revolve around Elsa and Anna from Disney's Frozen... in a romantic context... "What. They're--aren't they sisters?" Yesss... do it... let the foul shipping flow through you... "Ugh. I'm sending you back to hell." Don't even get me started on some of the ships people have invented for Gravity Falls.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Don't even get me started on some of the ships people have invented for Gravity Falls. *curls into a ball and cries* 1
Zathoth Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 *Rolls the crying Twiball* Laaaaaa Im so lazy today .-. Rollrollroll *Rolls up two more sharders and builds are shardman* *Goes to find a carrot or something to use as a nose* 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 *Rolls the crying Twiball* Laaaaaa Im so lazy today .-. Rollrollroll *Rolls up two more sharders and builds are shardman* *Goes to find a carrot or something to use as a nose* In other news, I'm browsing the Draco in Leather Pants trope page for animated films. Apparently, Gaston and Doctor Facilier get that treatment. Gaston. 2
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