Andy92 Posted March 16, 2017 Posted March 16, 2017 Soothing is the easiest Allomantic ability to master. Most would say it's a Breeze. 2
Unhinged he/him Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 On 12/1/2015 at 10:16 PM, Oversleep said: Irony Pulled me into this thread. Really I was pulled in by the ironeye...s 1
Riversong she/her Posted April 3, 2017 Posted April 3, 2017 On 9/1/2016 at 1:54 PM, bleeder said: I dole out puns with no regard to race, sex, religion, or socioeconomic status. I'm a rusting saint, I am. Okay, Wane
Lord Bookwyrm he/him Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Me: ya know what they say. The tide Waxes and Waynes You: i totally Mist the point of that joke Me: yeah, you need to be Sparker to understand You: nah, i was born for the Thug life BAHDOOM CHEeee 1
Vissy Posted April 25, 2017 Posted April 25, 2017 What did the Mistborn say to Jon Snow? "Steel yourself. Winter is coming." 1
ErikModi Posted April 27, 2017 Posted April 27, 2017 Shame Marasi wasted her education and joined the constabulary. She could have been alloyer. The most malleable Allomantic metal? Bendalloy. Why do they call him Wax Dawnshot? He has the Bands of Morning. Forgetting where you put your Coppermind? Nope, still not irony. Shame TenSoon kept that wolfhound body. With hands instead of paws, he's a great artist, he really kandra! Did you hear about that army that attacked Elend Venture? It was a total koloss. Of course everyone uses two at a time, they're called "dualing canes." 4
ErikModi Posted May 1, 2017 Posted May 1, 2017 A Feruchemist's favorite ride at the amusement park? The Terris Wheel. The wedding of Lord Waxilium Ladrian and Lady Steris Harms? I heard it went swimmingly. Sazed's favorite kind of music? Two-Part Harmony. 7
xXਦਰਸ਼ਨXx she/her Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 What can both Leras and Ati agree on? Junk Food! It has plenty of Preservatives but over time it will Ruin the body! 5
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 On 6/9/2019 at 10:15 PM, Wander89 said: This thread is gold! A-gold or F-gold? 1
Karger he/him Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Necessary Eagle said: A-gold or F-gold? F-gold. I just cannot stand the gold standard. 1
Tarren Jalis Posted August 19, 2019 Posted August 19, 2019 What do kandra do with all their time? They mow the MeLaan 1
Tarren Jalis Posted August 21, 2019 Posted August 21, 2019 How do you tell the difference between a normal skaa and a Misting? Skaa are skaared of the mist. Mistings aren't. 1
Tarren Jalis Posted August 21, 2019 Posted August 21, 2019 Steris' grandfather was assassinated. his passing left the world unharmed. 1
Kualo she/her Posted September 8, 2019 Posted September 8, 2019 Opinions on the Last Empire end: Lord Ruler: Skaa rebellion was really a scandalous thing. Breeze: The reign really went with the wind. Vin: Good joke, Breeze. Breeze: Even a small wind can bend a tiny tree. Vin: Wait! I should know that you used an allomancy on me! And stop that. You are not Ham to philosophy me. Low sense of humour by Kualo, checked 1
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