The Honor Spren Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 When you don't use any form of socialising at all because the Shard has you covered. Story of my life right there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Story of my life right there. Can people give you pretty green arrows in real life when they like what you say? Didn't think so. The 17th Shard is a superior medium of communication to Real Life. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaeggs Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Can people give you pretty green arrows in real life when they like what you say? Didn't think so. The 17th Shard is a superior medium of communication to Real Life. *cough* 21,106 posts *cough* 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 *cough* 21,106 posts *cough* Look again. It's 12,000, not 21,000. That's right. Kobold King has a 2:1 rep-to-post ratio. (He's kind of a legend around these parts.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 When the names KoboldKing and TwylightsansSparkles are well known to you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermophile Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Look again. It's 12,000, not 21,000. That's right. Kobold King has a 2:1 rep-to-post ratio. (He's kind of a legend around these parts.) Actually, it's closer to a 2.021:1 ratio. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Look again. It's 12,000, not 21,000. That's right. Kobold King has a 2:1 rep-to-post ratio. (He's kind of a legend around these parts.) * makes witty one-liner * * rides off into the sunset * * rides back into frame because he forgot his hat * * rides back off into the sunset * 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) Actually, it's closer to a 2.021:1 ratio. Oooh, the pendanticism is strong with this one. * makes witty one-liner * * rides off into the sunset * * rides back into frame because he forgot his hat * * rides back off into the sunset * I'm picturing your deer-horned ponyself riding one of those cartoony pump-action train cars. Edited December 17, 2015 by Kaymyth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 * makes witty one-liner * * rides off into the sunset * * rides back into frame because he forgot his hat * * rides back off into the sunset * The newcomer sees this hat-wearing pony ride off into the sunset, stunned."You must be new 'round here, kid," a voice sounds behind him. He spins to see Mistrunner sitting on the porch, chewing on a piece of straw. "He's a legend. King of Kobolds, but here we just call him Kobold." "How... he's a pony! How can he be riding a horse?" "Like I said, he's a legend. He's got a 2:1 rep/post ratio and the highest rep count in the county- probably of the whole territory." "And who're they?" Newcomer asks as several others, some ponies, some not, make their way into view. "Those? Them's the sherif and deputies. Likes of Delightful- she does hugs and Forum Big Sistering- and Kaymyth- she's the mother figure of all Shard Territory. And there's the sparkly glitter goddess of pugs and and RPs, but I think she's indisposed over yonder in Oregon Territory." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermophile Posted December 19, 2015 Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 The newcomer sees this hat-wearing pony ride off into the sunset, stunned. "You must be new 'round here, kid," a voice sounds behind him. He spins to see Mistrunner sitting on the porch, chewing on a piece of straw. "He's a legend. King of Kobolds, but here we just call him Kobold." "How... he's a pony! How can he be riding a horse?" "Like I said, he's a legend. He's got a 2:1 rep/post ratio and the highest rep count in the county- probably of the whole territory." "And who're they?" Newcomer asks as several others, some ponies, some not, make their way into view. "Those? Them's the sherif and deputies. Likes of Delightful- she does hugs and Forum Big Sistering- and Kaymyth- she's the mother figure of all Shard Territory. And there's the sparkly glitter goddess of pugs and and RPs, but I think she's indisposed over yonder in Oregon Territory." I have no idea what I just read, but it was hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted December 19, 2015 Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 When you make it your goal to read every single post in a sub-forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted December 19, 2015 Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 When you are in no way inconvenienced by using only using 17th shard until the SW spoiler-plague ends. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 19, 2015 Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) When half of your open tabs are for various parts of the Shard. Bonus points if you permanently have Theoryland open. Also, how do you use sprenmoticons? You might spend too much time on the Shard if you can answer that question without looking up either sprenmoticons or how to put them into posts. Edited December 19, 2015 by Stormgate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 When half of your open tabs are for various parts of the Shard. Only half? Weak! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Okay, of the seven tabs I have open, one is XKCD.com, one is Theoryland, three are devoted to the various topic threads for Diaemus, and one for other forum topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 When you see that someone is online and immediately begin searching all the threads to find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 You know if you mouse over their name it'll tell you where they're browsing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I am on phone half the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STINK Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 When you feel like talking to all the bots that spam, before the mods get to them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 When you feel like talking to all the bots that spam, before the mods get to them. I love it when they almost make a topic that's somewhat legible but don't quite make it. It's like we're watching the derpy preschool days of the world's worst artificial intelligence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm amused by which countries they post about on any given day. I wonder why their algorithm chooses Australia over Ireland over China or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm amused by which countries they post about on any given day. I wonder why their algorithm chooses Australia over Ireland over China or whatever. It's kind of nice of them to try and be inclusive of other religions, posting both Islamic and Hindu love magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Yes, they're very liberal in how they're prepared to force people to love you, aren't they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 When you find yourself oddly charmed by Babaji's crusade to help people make others love them. Still annoyed, but oddly charmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 When you report spambots 1 minute after they appear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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