+Slowswift Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) The one from Mad Munchkin's videos? Who called Silver Quill a pigeon? Who else? And Morzathoth, I'll try that out. Edited November 7, 2015 by Slowswift 1
Allomancy she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) Has the forum died?! No one's posted on here in almost an hour and a half! Here's a gif of Celestiabellebethabelle, maybe that will provoke discussion. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!! Edited November 7, 2015 by Allomancy 2
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 *Kills it with fire and serves the unicorn meat to everyone in the thread*
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 *returns unicorn meat and requests braised pineapple instead* *also calls PETA*
+Slowswift Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) *Kills it with fire and serves the unicorn meat to everyone in the thread* Um... It tastes like chicken? Also, did y'all know that in addition to sweet, sour, etc. there's a recently classified taste? ...it's chicken. Edit: wait, no, don't call PETA. Just... Not them. Edited November 7, 2015 by Slowswift
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 *returns unicorn meat and requests braised pineapple instead* *also calls PETA* *Kills PETA with fire and throws them in the trash* Um... It tastes like chicken? Also, did y'all know that in addition to sweet, sour, etc. there's a recently classified taste? ...it's chicken. Edit: wait, no, don't call PETA. Just... Not them. I figured unicorns would taste like rainbows and evil. 1
Haelbarde he/him Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Yeah, we only have fake dinosaurs. I'm confident that this can be fixed.
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Hn, seems like fat is a flavor now. So now we have six flavors! We are still figuring out something as basic as our senses XD
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Um... It tastes like chicken? Also, did y'all know that in addition to sweet, sour, etc. there's a recently classified taste? ...it's chicken. Edit: wait, no, don't call PETA. Just... Not them. You mean "umami?" Imagine the hilarity that must have ensued when someone named that.Food Scientist One: Hey look, I discovered a new taste! Food Scientist Two: What is is? Food Scientist One: I don't know, how 'bout "Umami?" Other Food Scientists: OHHHHHHH Food Scientist Two: Oh yeah?! Well YO Mama's so big that when she goes to the movie theater, she sits next to EVERYONE! Other Food Scientists: OHHHHHHH Food Scientist One: No...I was saying that I actually discovered a thing, a new, previously undiscovered thing that your tastebuds can detect, and I decided to name it "umami." Other Food Scientists: OHHHHHHH Food Scientist Two: Oh, you didn't hafta go there...YO MAMA'S SO... *Kills PETA with fire and throws them in the trash*Dang bruh, you can't do that.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Hn, seems like fat is a flavor now. So now we have six flavors! We are still figuring out something as basic as our senses XD Ten thousand (ish) years of human civilization and we still don't know why we yawn. I'd call naming fat a flavor progress. 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 *Kills it with fire and serves the unicorn meat to everyone in the thread* All who eat it live half lives, because the unicorn's blood was still on in the meat... 6
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 You mean "umami?" Imagine the hilarity that must have ensued when someone named that. Food Scientist One: Hey look, I discovered a new taste! Food Scientist Two: What is is? Food Scientist One: I don't know, how 'bout "Umami?" Other Food Scientists: OHHHHHHH Food Scientist Two: Oh yeah?! Well YO Mama's so big that when she goes to the movie theater, she sits next to EVERYONE! Other Food Scientists: OHHHHHHH Food Scientist One: No...I was saying that I actually discovered a thing, a new, previously undiscovered thing that your tastebuds can detect, and I decided to name it "umami." Other Food Scientists: OHHHHHHH Food Scientist Two: Oh, you didn't hafta go there...YO MAMA'S SO... Not to ruin your joke (Who am I kidding, totally to ruin your joke), umami is japanese and has bee recognized as a flavor for over a hundred years. Dang bruh, you can't do that. Just did Ten thousand (ish) years of human civilization and we still don't know why we yawn. I'd call naming fat a flavor progress. Or why we dream, or what ice is slippery. That is indeed progress XD ... I just accidentally made an Edgedancer joke... 1
Allomancy she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 I'm King's Wit!!! Yay!!!! Hoorah!!! 2
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 So it has been an interesting couple of weeks for the west coast of little old NZ. First there was a couple of flat motel things that were set on fire, could have been a murder attempt ( which failed because the guy, who was the town creep, was out of town for the weekend ). If it was an attempted murder I just want to point out that the person who lit the fire was a complete idiot. The creep was the only person in the flat things so it wouldn't have been hard to look at the windows and see if he was home. *SMH* If this was an attempted murder I can see what Miles Hundred lives was talking about. Amateurs. Not saying I'm an expert because I have currently never killed anyone. But if I had to I would like to think that I would be better than that. Also today someone decided to hold a milk tanker up at gunpoint, which begs the question of 'why?' I mean what could he possibly get from a milk tanker? What a stupid waste of a crime. There was very little gain and enormous risks. So say he succeeds, cool he now has a milk tanker. But if the tanker doesn't return within 5 hours and no-one has heard from it then the authorities are alerted and a search is started. So the guy has 5 hours to hide a tanker and get away with around 40,000 litres of milk. *SMH* In conclusion the west coast is full of idiots. 3
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 It's the same here in America. Ahh, California, the land of the fruits and nuts.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 You want insane? Check out Florida Man's Twitter feed sometime.
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 You want insane? Check out Florida Man's Twitter feed sometime. Done. And o.O
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 You know that you're a book lover when you can't find your phone and when you call it, you find that you used it as a bookmark. 7
Allomancy she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 You know that you're a book lover when you can't find your phone and when you call it, you find that you used it as a bookmark. See, even books like to have a phone? So nice of you to let yours have one. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Got someone into cosmere today Another one bites the dust 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Got someone into cosmere today Another one bites the dust Which book did they start with?
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Bambambam Another one bites the dust Now I have that stuck in my head... i wonder if we could cosmerify songs...IS THERE LIFE ON SEEEEEEEEEL? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Bambambam Another one bites the dust Now I have that stuck in my head... i wonder if we could cosmerify songs... IS THERE LIFE ON SEEEEEEEEEL? For some reason, "Bohemian Rhapsody" seems best suited to Lightsong. Scootie I had a dream last night There was a boat and there were waves Something 'bout a watery grave Scootie Please don't raise your brow at me I've got to know, I've got to see If it's an ancient memory... 2
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 For some reason, "Bohemian Rhapsody" seems best suited to Lightsong. Scootie I had a dream last night There was a boat and there were waves Something 'bout a watery grave Scootie Please don't raise your brow at me I've got to know, I've got to see If it's an ancient memory... i was thinking Kaladin Mama Just killed a man He was a sharbearer He killed all of my friends Stabbed his face and he was dead Or something like that. 2
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