Random Stuff IV

[Kobold King he/him]

Bow to me, and I shall teach you how to act civilised so women may actually consider going out with you! I shall make you GRREEEAAATTT!!!

*ahem* something got stuck in my throat there.

 

 

HAIL TO THE CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP GURU

 

BRING HER SACRIFICES OF GRAPES AND SEARED GOAT FLESH.

 

ALL GLORY BE TO THE CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP GURU

[Delightful]

yeeeeesssss

sassy Dumbledore for the WIN

Wat

I don't even.

Speechless.

[+Slowswift]

yeeeeesssss

 

sassy Dumbledore for the WIN

 

 

Have you seen the ones with the bee?

Edited November 14, 2015 by Slowswift

[Delightful]

HAIL TO THE CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP GURU

BRING HER SACRIFICES OF GRAPES AND SEARED GOAT FLESH.

ALL GLORY BE TO THE CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP GURU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't believe you actually fell for that.

*proceeds to start a cult and extort millions of dollars from happy followers*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Have you seen the ones with the bee?

 

I haven't read all of them, but I've read some of them. They're pretty funny. 

 

Still, you just can't beat sassy Dumbledore. 

 

[Kobold King he/him]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't believe you actually fell for that.

*proceeds to start a cult and extort millions of dollars from happy followers*

 

 

Shall I drop grapes into your mouth while you lounge around in a Cleopatra costume, your wiseness?

[Delightful]

Tempting but no. I'd rather have you as backup while I go save poor silly knights from fighting dragons in order to impress princesses. They're going about the whole thing wrong.

<fun as this bantering is, real life calls. Have fun trying to impress Luna>

Edited November 14, 2015 by Delightful

[Kobold King he/him]

Tempting but no. I'd rather have you as backup while I go save poor silly knights from fighting dragons in order to impress princesses. They're going about the whole thing wrong.

 

Sigh. There goes my sly attempt at tricking you into embracing gender stereotypes in front of a rolling camera, thus discrediting you and your organization from the inside out.

 

 

Well played, Lady Delightful. Well played.

[Delightful]

You're always welcome. Edited November 14, 2015 by Delightful

[Zathoth]

You know, knights saving princesses from dragons isnt really about the princess or the dragon, it is just fun.

[Mistrunner]

For the 17th Shard Ball I shall bring... myself! I have a dress that, sans belt, is the perfect Crazy Bag Lady dress, and all I need to complete the ensemble is a crazy lady hat (with stuffed pigeon). I'll even bring birdseed and my own park bench.

[Kobold King he/him]

For the 17th Shard Ball I shall bring... myself! I have a dress that, sans belt, is the perfect Crazy Bag Lady dress, and all I need to complete the ensemble is a crazy lady hat (with stuffed pigeon). I'll even bring birdseed and my own park bench.

 

 

Ah, the "Grandma Longbottom" look. A daring choice, but I think you can pull it off.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Please tell me the Citizen dies.

[Esaias he/him]

I'm back! I'm sure I was missed. Had some computer trouble and stuff. In other news, I'm trying out Linux for the first time. Had to reinstall the OS 3 times. Fun stuff. Also, Codeblocks keeps crashing:(. Other than that, Linux is awesome!

[Curiosity he/him]

Please tell me the Citizen dies.

 

He might. I can't remember. It's all a bit... misty. 

 

Oh, um... Erm... RAFO. 

 

In the mean time, I'm not quite sure how I feel about Dumbleburns. 

[ThirdGen]

I'm back! I'm sure I was missed. Had some computer trouble and stuff. In other news, I'm trying out Linux for the first time. Had to reinstall the OS 3 times. Fun stuff. Also, Codeblocks keeps crashing:(. Other than that, Linux is awesome!

 

Plenty of Linuxes to try.  Most of the majors'll work fine for you.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Please tell me the Citizen dies.

RAFO

[Elbereth she/her]

Please tell me the Citizen dies.

Don't worry yourself about it. It gets better. I mean, the part with him does.

The rest of the book... well, RAFO.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Mistborn spoilers:

So far, everything he's done has led me to conclude that there is a third Shard, called Suck. The Citizen is Suck's champion. He is so buddy-buddy with Suck, he is the founder of an entirely new magic system called Suckomancy, which allows the user to be the worst person in any room.

[ThirdGen]

Ha!  And when I got to The Citizen, I was like, "<groan> Here we go, he made a revolution look good and now he's gotta swoop back around and dabble in Evil French Revolution imagery."

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

OUaT spoilers:

I am really not a fan of Emma as the Dark One. Rumple was charismatic and frightening, but Emma....if dark!Emm mugged me in an alley, I'd chuckle and say "Isn't it past your bedtime, sweetie?" Regina, even nice!Regina, pulls off scary much better than dark!Emma. She's not charismatic, or scary, or even interesting.

And seriously, y u no make Regina into your precious hero? She's already halfway there!

[Zathoth]

Good I think this basically counts as morning.

 

Doctor Funtimes is hilarious o.o Which is in her name...

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Good I think this basically counts as morning.

Doctor Funtimes is hilarious o.o Which is in her name...

Thanks!

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Whilst reading Slowswift's and Kobold's "fight", all that was going through my head was, "Girls, girls, you're both pretty."

For the Yule ball, I'll be that muggle-born who sneaked in and gets the Cha-Cha slide and Cotton-eye Joe playing.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Whilst reading Slowswift's and Kobold's "fight", all that was going through my head was, "Girls, girls, you're both pretty."

For the Yule ball, I'll be that muggle-born who sneaked in and gets the Cha-Cha slide and Cotton-eye Joe playing.

 

I'll be the one playing 90s grunge, both enjoying the music itself and the sight of everyone trying in vain to dance to it.

Edited November 15, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles