Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a paperclip.

Inserts a flower.

[NameIess]

You get a dead wife!

*Inserts drawing of flower*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You get a dead child!

*Inserts painrial*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a torture device.

Inserts xkcd title text.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a pamphlet on managing anxiety

Inserts xkcd comic.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets stick figure

Inserts black hat

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a classhole.

Inserts beret and staples.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets a scone

Inserts a red lightsaber.

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a one-dimensional sequel villain.

Inserts normal dorito dust.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Gets a fairy.

*inserts half a chocolate coin*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets your mom.

Inserts Peppa Pig.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Thomas the Tank Engine.

Inserts the TARDIS.

[AonDoor he/him]

10 hours ago, Robin Hatter said:

Gets Thomas the Tank Engine.

I'm dying.

Gets an upvote.

Inserts Hoid.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets Capriccio II in D Minor by J. J. Quantz.

Inserts the last molecule.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets !@#$#%*&$"1δ Sorry. Something went wrong.

Inserts Harry Potter's scar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Get struck by lightning.

Inserts an oil painting of Pokémon.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a dollar.

Inserts Grammarly.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Gets a broken mind.

*inserts my soul*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a radish.

Inserts shredded paper.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Gets shredded paper.

*inserts radish and $1,000,000 for good luck*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a cremling.

Inserts skittle.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a baby.

Inserts a broken banjo.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a mote of dust.

Inserts kidney.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets free health insurance.

 

Inserts a pair of soggy jeans.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets Barack Obama

Inserts battered copy of tWoK